Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai

Ek Bar Ek Aadmi Ko Ek Bahut Badi Bimari Ho Gyi.
Doctor Ne Sare Test Karne Ke Baad Use "NAMAK" Khane Se Mna Kar Diya
Or Kaha Ki Agar tumne Galti Se Bhi "NAMAK" Kha Liya To Tumhari Maut Ho Jayegi.
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Bhagwan mujhe swarg mein aane do

1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main #Doctor hoon
aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai
mujhe #swarg mein aane do. #Bhagwan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte. 2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon
aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki haiView Full

Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai

Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..!
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Ye Sun kar Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya
Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kar Bola.
Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab,
Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho,
.
Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi Gayi,View Full

What is Real Tension

What is Tension ?..
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1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...
aap use hospital le gaye.
Doctor bola : 'Mubarak ho aapbaap banne wale ho'
Lo ho gayi tension............
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Can’t Say Anything Right Now

Doctors After Operation
and Students After Exam
Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now! :PView Full

Who wishes prosperity in Life

IRONY of #Life:
The #Doctor hopes you fall ill.
The #Police hopes you become a criminal. The #Lawyer hopes you get into trouble.
The #Priest wants you to get married. The #Coffin maker wants you dead.
Only a #Thief wishes you prosperity in life!View Full

Agar aap patient ko pehle le aate

Doctor : Agar aap patient ko
ek ghante pehle le aate to
hum ise bacha sakte the !!!

PAPPU (Relative of Patient ) : Ek ghante
pehle kya ghanta le aate
accident to sala 10 minute
pehle hua hai..!! :-X :P :DView Full

Patient behosh kyun karte hain

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log operation se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?
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Circuit: Bhai! Bole to
#Patient operation sikh gaya to
Dr. Logo ki to waat lag jayegi na...View Full

Meri skin bahut sensitive hai

Girl: Meri Skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
Aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karu ..??
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Doctor: KUNDI :D :PView Full

Old Age Mein Sex Style Kya

70 Saal Ka Budha Doctor Se Milne Gya Aur Pucha
Budha: Dr. Saab, Meri Umar Mein Sex Style Kya Hona Chahiye?
Dr: Dogy Style
Budha Confuse Hoke: Aapka Matlab Piche Se?
Dr: Nahi, Sirf Soonghna Aur ChaatnaView Full