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Kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi

Ek kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi
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Light gyi to candle jala di.
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Aur bola
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Doctor lene jaa rha hu
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 Agar lage ki tum nhi bachogi
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To candle bujha dena :D
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Bimar Engineering Student

Bimar Engineering Student
Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
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Maa = Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.. :-\
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Beta = Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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You must exercise daily for good health

Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health
Pappu: I play football, cricket and tennis almost daily.
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Doctor: How long do you play?
Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down! :D :P
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Ek Aadmi Ke Daant Mein Keeda Lag Gya

Ek Aadmi Ke Daant Mein Keeda Lag Gya,
Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gya to Doctor Bola :-
4 Din Subah-Shaam  Doodh- Biscuit Lo
& 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo,
Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega.
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Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye
Aur
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Ek ‎Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha

Ek ‎#Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha
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Logo ne Dr. se poocha...
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aap kyun bhag rahe ho patient ke piche?
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Dr. ne kaha = Ye ‎#Kamina har mahine
brain ka operation karvane aata hai,
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Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale

Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
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Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha,
Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah
Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li :(
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Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
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Bas itni hi kahaani hai meri

Bas Itni Hi Kahaani Thi Meri,
Ek Ladki Thi Jo Bagal Mein Bhaithi Thi..
Ek Kuch Doctor Jo Abhi Bhi Iss
Umeed Me The Ki Shayad Yeh
Murda Phir Jaag Pade.. Ek Dost Tha Jo Pagal Tha..
Ek Aur LadkiThi Jisne Apna Sab Kuch Haar Diya Tha Mujhpe..
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True Fact about Handwriting

True Fact about #Handwriting
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Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To
Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min. Mein
Har Student Mein
Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai :O :D
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Agar doctor Film banaye to

Agar #Doctor ne film banayi hoti
To kya naam rakthe!!!
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Kabhi khosi kabhi jakhm ,
ham blood de chuke sanam,
miss in malayria,
operation kiya to darna kya... :D :P
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Madam Aapke Bete Ne Machhar Kha Liya

Naukrani - Madam Aapke Bete Ne
Machhar Kha Liya..
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Madam - To Jaldi Se Doctor Ko Bula..
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Nokrani - Ab Darne Ki Koi Baat Nahi..
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Maine 'All Out' Pila Diya Hai... :D
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