Mujhe bhula kar sona teri aadat ban gayi

Mujhe bhula kar sona to
teri aadat hi ban gayi hai..
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Kisi din ham so gaye to
tujhe neend se nafrat ho jayegi... :(View Full

Oh Kehndi Mainu Golgappe Khava Deyo

Oh Kehndi Mainu Golgappe 21 Sector Ton Khava Deyo..
Chatni Dhani Masaalae Pawa K, Papri Chaat v Lava Deyo..
Laine Ne Main 17 ton Footwears, Mainu High Heels Dva Deyo..
Fer Elante Mall vich ja k 6-7 Brands Ton Shopping v Karva Deyo..View Full

Kulbir Jhinjer - Bahli ghaint banya na kar

Metho husan ta vadiya ne vaarya,
koi labhi na jo #Dil metho vaardi
Kudi dilo chahun wale nu koi chahundi na
Har #naddi hun fun shun bhaaldi
Pehlan pehla ta tu vi si fullan wargi,
hun dino din kardi dimanda vaddiyanView Full

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha
Wife : 2 Cigarette kyon  Pee Rahe Ho ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai,
1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha ThaView Full

Mehtab Virk - Mera Proposal pending rakhi baithi e

ਮੈਂ ਕਿੰਨੇ #Propose ਮੋੜ ਤੇ ਬਸ ਇੱਕ ਓਹਦੇ ਕਰਕੇ,
ਓਹ ਮੇਰਾ #Proposal ਅਜੇ ਵੀ #Pending ਰੱਖੀ ਬੈਠੀ ਏ
#ਕਮਲੀ ਦੇ ਚੱਕਰ ਏਵੇਂ Over Age ਨਾਂ ਹੋ ਜਾਈਏ,View Full

Ni hun pujj gayi Canada

Ni ਹੁਣ ਪੁੱਜ ਗਈ #Canada
ਤੇਰੀਆਂ Hoyia ਤਰੱਕੀਆਂ Ne__
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ਚੇਤੇ Kar ਪੁਰਾਣੇ Din
ਮੇਰੇ Layi ਤੂੰ Raati ਕੰਧਾਂ ਟੱਪੀਆਂ Ne_ ;) :P :vView Full

Ek Aadmi Ke Daant Mein Keeda Lag Gya

Ek Aadmi Ke Daant Mein Keeda Lag Gya,
Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gya to Doctor Bola :-
4 Din Subah-Shaam  Doodh- Biscuit Lo
& 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo,
Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega.
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Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye
AurView Full

SHEERA JASVIR - ASI SAB KUCH HASIL KAR LENA

Rukha Vangu Sehna Aadat Sheere Di
Dhupa Seh Ke Shaava V Kar Java
Ki Hoye Je Zindgi Vich Ikale Han
Mela Lagju Jis Din V Mar Javage
Mela Lagju Jis Din V Mar Javage
Assi Sab Kuj Hasil Kar Lena
Ik Tu Hi Saanu Milna NahiView Full

Tere Mukhde te udasi Akhaan ch nami e

ਤੇਰੇ ‎#ਮੁਖੜੇ ਤੇ ਉਦਾਸੀ ‎#ਅੱਖਾਂ 'ਚ ਨਮੀ ਏ
ਤੇਰੇ ਮੁਖੜੇ ਤੇ ਉਦਾਸੀ ਅੱਖਾਂ 'ਚ ਨਮੀ ਏ
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Husband found Aladin's lamp

Husband: I found #Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow, What did u ask for darling??
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Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife: oh..jaan.. Luv U so much.. Did he do that??
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