Boy and girl chatting on facebook

Boy n girl chatting on facebook...
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Girl- din bhar facebook
pe online rehta hai,,
chutiya hai kya ?
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Boy- tu hogi chutiya...
tera pura khandan chutiyaa..
aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..????
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Students Exams Life

Students Exams Life -

9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking to score 80%
12am- FB

1pm- Lunch
2pm- Thori neend le ke parhenge dimagh set hoga..
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking to score 60%
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Main akela udaas nadi ke kinare

Ek din main akela udaas nadi ke
kinare baith kar usme patthar pheink raha tha...
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Tabhi ek medhak nikla aur bola:
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Aaja paani ke andarView Full

Mangvi Activa le ke hava

ਮੰਗਵੀ ਲੈ ਕੇ "Activa"
ਫਿਰੇ ਹਵਾ ਖਿਲਾਰਦੀ
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Oh ਮੈਂ Ik Din ਫੜ ਲਈView Full

Misunderstanding Aunty bomb hai

Height of MISUNDERSTANDING..
Someone placed a bomb near a lady..
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Everyone started yelling:
"Aunty bomb hai"
"Aunty bomb hai"
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She smiled & said:"View Full

Exam mein fail hone ki wajah

EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya hai ?
1 saal ke 365 din hote hein.
Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
Diwali ; holi etc...aur summer vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
Usme 52 sunday.
182-52=130 din.View Full

Khushiyon Ka Khazana Aapke Paas Ho

Suprabhaat Ka Ujaala Sada Aapke Sath Ho
Har Din Ka Ik Ik Pal Aap Ke Liye Kuch Khas Ho
Dua Hamesha Nikalti Hai Dil Se Aap Ke Liye
Dher Khushiyon Ka Khazana Aapke Paas Ho…View Full

Bimar Engineering Student

Bimar Engineering Student
Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
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Maa = Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.. :-\
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Beta = Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Teacher - Translate She is Kidding

Teacher: She is kidding.
Translate In Hindi.
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Punjabi Student....
Wo Bachey De Rahi Hai....:-P.....:-PView Full

Boys on bike Triple riding banned

Kaminey Friends..
4 Boys on bike...
Police:  Triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.. ??
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Boys shocked
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Looks behind..
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And says:- Saalo kamino 5va kaha gir gya.. ??View Full