RED ROSES

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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Sending Failed

Girl: hi baby!
Boy: hi my lovely baby
(sending failed) :/

Girl: are u there??
Boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed) :(

Girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
Boy: honey i m not…. I’m Right Here…View Full

Ham ko rishta manzoor hai

Ek din meri GirlFriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Mein ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,

Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,

Muskura ke boli aap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.View Full

Doston mein hi zindagi hai

1st frnd: dekh meine naya mobile Liya..

2nd frnd: waah, chal party de.

Shaam ko wo hotel gaye
(after dinner)

2nd frnd: tumne hotel mein
khane ka intzaam kaise kiya.. ??
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Taj Mahal kitne din mein bana

American :- ye Kutuß Minar kitne din mein bana hai ?
Indian Guide:- 1 mahine mein
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American :- yeh hamare mulak mein to 2 weeks mein ban jati hai....
Thoda aage jaane ke baad phir poocha:
Yeh Lal kila kitne din main bana hai?View Full

Wife asked husband to describe her

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
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He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K"
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"What does that mean ??" She asked..
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Koi itna pyar kaise kar sakta hai

Ek Ladke ne ek Ladki ko propose
kiya through msg..
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Msg padhne ke baad
Ladki ne 2 din mein uss se shadi karli
Ye sochkar ki koi itna sara pyar kaise kar sakta hai..
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Socho ladke ne kya likha hoga msg mein.??
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Tere pyar di aakhri saugaat

Bheint ishqe di chadeya ikk hor yaaro,
Sab de bullan te ehi ikk baat hovegi,
Jis din tu sanu bhull javenga sajjna,
Sadi zindagi di aakhiri oh raat hovegi,
Kujh lok kehange chal changa e hoya,
Te kujh akhaan ch hanjuyan di barsaat hovegi,View Full

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