Lalu ji Obama se English Training lekar aaye

Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke paas
se engish ki training lekar wapis aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya..
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lalu ji bole"Who is speaking?"
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jawab aaya "Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun"View Full

Yadd aagi ajj school wale yaaran di

Yaad aagi ajj school wale yaaran di
Oh purane beli mitter pyara di
Una dina wich moi preet likh dayiye
Dil karda e ajj koi geet likh dayiye...
Parhde hundi si sade naal ikk kudi
Ove jiven mithi khand di pudiView Full

Tere Ishqe cho har jaavan da chaa si

Kehndi Main Si Bewafa
Tu Sachaa Pyar Na Paunda Ve,
Mai Keha Chaa Si Mainu Tere
Ishqe Cho Har Jaavan Da,
Kehndi Main Gyi aa Tainu Hraa
Hun Tu Ki Chaunda Ve,
Ni Kamm Adhoora Shad Gyi Tu
Mainu Taa Chaa Si Mar Jaavan Da,View Full

Marjani ik din sade ghar aa ke kehndi

Sanu ik kudi naal pyar ho geya si
Asin ohde pyar ch ene pagal ho gaye <3
ke oh jithe vi kadam rakhdi si
asi othon jameen chumde si :-*
te oh marjani ik din sade ghare aa ke kehndi:
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Aunty thoda munda mitti khanda aa :D :PView Full

Aukhe vele kade yaar na chadiye

faqeera te aashiqa da kadi haal na puchiye,
jihda koi jawab na hove aisa koi swaal na puchiye,
jane khane nu yaar na maniye, te aukhe vele kade yaar na chadiye,
dhee bhen sabh di sanjhi hundi, is layi maada kadi na takkiye,View Full

College jaa rahi kudi nu munde ne keha

Ik kudi college nu jaa rahi c . . . .
os nu propose karn lyi ikk munde ne keha:
Chann te raat nu charrda hunda ajj din ch kiven?
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Kudi :- Ullu tan raat nu bolde hunde ne
Ajj din ch kiven ? :O  lolx :PView Full

Wapis aate waqt 4 din kyun lage

Ik banda apni car mein Delhi jaata hai
Us ko jaane mein ik din lagta hai &
wapis aane mein 4 din lagte hain
Uski maa puchti hai "beta tumhe jaate waqt 1 din lga or vapis aate waqt 4 din kyu lage?
Beta: Iss mein mera koi kasoor nahi hai,View Full

Babbu Maan Talaash Song Lyrics

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Ek waar na socheya mein kida rahu bin Tere
Sab kujh kol mere bas ek tera pyar e nai mere paas aa
Dil dukhi Rehnda haandiye Dil nu Bas ek teri Talaash aa
Jehra Zakhm tu laya c Na See Hoya
Zehar jo tu pilaya c Na Pee hoyaView Full

Jo Insan Tumhari Bahut Parwah Karta Ho

Kabhi Us Insan Ko Nazar Andaaz Na Karo
Jo Tumhari Bahut Parwah Karta Ho
Warna Kisi Din Tumhe Ehsas Hoga Ke,
Patthar Jamaa KarTe-KarTe
Tumne HEERA Gawa Diya...★View Full

Mom really know everything

6 years: Mom knows everything !
8 years: Mom knows a lot !

12 years: Mom really doesn't know everything !
14 years: Mom knows nothing !
16 years: Mom, what mom !

18 years: Mom is outdated !
25 years: Maybe Mom knows!View Full