Maa Main ‪Pappu se hi SHADi Karungi

GirL: Maa Main ‪#‎PAPPU‬ Se Hi SHADi Karungi,
Wo Bahut AmEEr Hai
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Maa: Tujhe Kaise Pata?
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GirL: Uske Kapdon Se Din bhar
PETROL Ki Khushboo Aati Rehti Hai.!!! lolView Full

Apne pati ke sath bahar ghumne jaati hai

Wife: Baju wali har saal apne pati ke sath
10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???
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Husband: Maine to 4-5 baar
poocha par wo nahi maani... :P :DView Full

Jehde Sajjan Recharge karva dinde ne

ਜਿਹੜੇ Balance MukKan ਤੇ
"‪#‎Recharge‬" ਕਰਵਾ Dinde ਨੇ
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Aise ਸੱਜਣ ‪#‎Zindagi‬ ਦੇ Vich
ਕਿਸਮਤ Naal ਹੀ Milde ਨੇ.... :D :PView Full

Bas itni hi kahaani hai meri

Bas Itni Hi Kahaani Thi Meri,
Ek Ladki Thi Jo Bagal Mein Bhaithi Thi..
Ek Kuch Doctor Jo Abhi Bhi Iss
Umeed Me The Ki Shayad Yeh
Murda Phir Jaag Pade.. Ek Dost Tha Jo Pagal Tha..
Ek Aur LadkiThi Jisne Apna Sab Kuch Haar Diya Tha Mujhpe..View Full

Jado yaar school ch parhde si

ਰੋਜ਼ ਨਵਾ KHARKA DHARKa ਕਰਦੇ c
YAAਰ 10vi ਵਿੱਚ JDO ਪੜਦੇ c
KUDIYA ਕਲਾਸ ਵਿੱਚ hUNDIYA c
TAN ਵੀ ਮੋੜਾ ਤੇ ਖੜਦੇ c
ANGਰੇਜੀ SANU AUNDI ਨੀ c.View Full

Kab Tak Jeeyoge Ye Dard Bhari Zindagi

Aakhir Keh Hi Daala Us Ne Ek Din
Is Kadar Toote Ho Bikhar Kyun Nahi Jaate
Kab Tak Jeeyoge Ye Dard Bhari Zindagi
Kisi Raat Khamoshi Se Mar Kyun Nahi Jaate... :(View Full

How to tell you I cheated again

I cheated on you.
You forgave me.
You shouldn’t have because
Right now I’m deciding how to tell you
I cheated againView Full

Jo raunda chhad sanu kar majboor gya

loki khushiyan naal handunde jawani asin handai naal hijran de,
reh gye ne din thode, jind mukk chali vich fikran de,
zindagi de raha vich kalle khade reh gye, na banya koi saani e
mil di na mainu maut chandri, oh vi har roz tadphaundi e,View Full

os din ton hi gma wali jail ho gyi

jakham teri ni judai de sinne vich vassde ne.
khoon ban hanju mere akhiya cho meeh vangu varde ne.
tu hoyi saatho door lagge jind saahan ton door ho gyi.
sanu kujh vi dasiya na, ni aisi teri kehdi majboori ho gyi.View Full

After all Girls are so intelligent

A Bird was disturbing a girl all the time.
Finally she caught it
& decided to kill it cruelly.
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She took it to the top of a buildingView Full