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Pareshan pappu ki kahani

Pareshan ''PAPPU'' ki kahani...
Pareshan thi Pappu ki wife,
Non happening thi jo uski life,
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram,
office me karta kaam hi kaam,

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool,
Promotion ko har baar jate bhul,
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Facebook is now like home

Facebook is now like HOME,
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if you don't come back in 24 hours
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it means you are either lost,  dead, sick
or had an accident xD
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Result of changing the Job

RESULT OF CHANGING THE JOB: A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop. The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus,
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Ik dost doosre nu - Teri Jaan Chahidi

ਇੱਕ Dost ਨੇ ਕਿਹਾ :-  ਕੀ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ ??
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ਦੂਸਰਾ Dost :- ਤੇਰੀ ਜਾਨ
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ਅਗਲੇ ਹੀ ਦਿਨ ਉਸਦੀ dead body ਦੇ ਕੋਲ
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Pani boil karne se kitanu mar jate hain

Science kehta hai ki,
Pani boil karne se kitanu mar jate hain
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par science ko ye nahi pata ki
kitanuo ke marne ke baad
unki ''Dead bodies'' to  pani mein hi reh jati hain o_O
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Kasam bachpan se genius hu..
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My Wife still lives in my Heart

A man died and sent to #Heaven.
God was surprised to see his #Heart still beating.
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God asked him, how come?
The man replied, "I'm #Dead
but my #Wife still lives in my Heart". ;) <3
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Who wishes prosperity in Life

IRONY of #Life:
The #Doctor hopes you fall ill.
The #Police hopes you become a criminal. The #Lawyer hopes you get into trouble.
The #Priest wants you to get married. The #Coffin maker wants you dead.
Only a #Thief wishes you prosperity in life!
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When I Miss you This Happens

In the morning, I missed breakfast
While going to office, I missed the bus
In the office, I missed the Deadline
While at home, I missed my Favourite TV show
This is What happens when I Miss you !!!
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