Ham se pucha cigarette kya hai

Kisi ne ham se pucha cigarette kya hai ?
Log isse kyon peete hain ?
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Kya ye pyas bhujati hain ?
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Palat kar hamne kaha….
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Dil mein ek bewafa ki tasveer hai….
Ye dheere dheere us tasveer ko jalati hai.....View Full

College Life means

College Life:

Means... 8 frnds, 1 bike but no petrol...
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Means... Exam night, 6 dufers & no notes...
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Means... Sitting on sea view, 6 smokerz & 1 cigarette...
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Kid came with cigarette & Beer

Aaj Ke Bacche
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Postman knocked the Door.
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A Kid came with cigarette in mouth
& Beer in hand..
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Postman:- Papa hain.. ??
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Kid:- Abe Bhootni Ke,
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Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha
Wife : 2 Cigarette kyon  Pee Rahe Ho ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai,
1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha ThaView Full

Tune us ladki ke liye ‎Cigarette chod di

Boy 1:  tune us ladki ke liye ‎#Cigarette chod di..??
Boy 2:  haan
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Boy 1:  ‎#daru bhi chhor di..??
Boy 2:  haan!
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Boy 1: Jua bhi chhor diya..???
Boy 2: haan!!
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I Trust Cigarette more than a Girl

True line by a big #Smoker:-
i trust on #Cigarette
more than a girl..
b'coz it damage my #Lungs
not my #HeartView Full

Funny Offers on Products

Buy Cigarette & Get Cancer for Free :-D

Buy 1 packet of air and get free potato chips :-P

UNLIMITED 2G pack for 21 days @ ₹99. 650MB maximum :v

Cream ₹50
In Christmas offer:
Buy One & Get One free ₹100 B-)View Full

Kuch positive baat nahi?

Ladki Wale: Beta-drink karte ho ?
haan Ji !

Cigarette ?
haan ji

Jua/satta ?
Haan ji

Danga-fasad ?
Haan Ji

Sari Negative baatein hain !!
kuch +ve baat hai kya ?
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