Message for your good health

WARNING message for your good health:
Please don't eat
Chips
Pizzas
Burgers
Ice Creams
And Chocolates
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Without me! ;) :DView Full

Kudian Munde ki Gift dinde friends nu

ਕੁੜੀਆਂ -  ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਕੀ ਗਿਫਟ ਦਿੰਦੀਆਂ
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Suits
Earring
Parfume
Flower
Chocolates
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ਮੁੰਡੇ ਕੀ ਦਿੰਦੇ
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Ni tu chocolate lyi ladai kari jaani e

ਨੀ ਤੂੰ Chocolate ਪਿੱਛੇ
ਲੜਾਈ ਕਰੀ ਜਾਨੀ ਏ,
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ਸਾਨੂੰ Saali Tension ਲੱਗੀ ਪਈ ਆ
ਦੋ ਦਿਨ ਹੋਗੇ  ਸਾਡਾ ਮਾਲ ਮੁਕਿਆ ਪਇਆ. . .  :PView Full

Wife to Husband Mujhe Talaq Chahiye

Wife to Husband
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Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaq Chahiye
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Husband : Ye Lo #Chocolate Khaao.
Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..
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Husband : Nahi Re PagliView Full

Since you are my FRIEND

If you are a #Chocolate, you're the sweetest
If you are a #Teddy-Bear, you're the most huggable
If you are a #Star, you're the Brightest
But since you are my '#FRIEND', you're all of the above!View Full

Before your Love Life goes for toss

If your Boyfriend gets you flowers and chocolates on Valentines' Day,
it's because he might be saving money to get his real girlfriend dresses, bags and jewellery. :D
Better be vigilant and identify the fakes Before your Love Life goes for a toss. :PView Full

February is the month of Love

February is the month of:
Kisses and Surprises
Proposals and Dates
Chocolates and Flowers
And Hugs and Love
May you have a Life full of Love in the Valentine Month!View Full

Because you are Single is Priceless

A dozen Roses: Rs 600
A box of Chocolates: Rs 850
A Valentine's day card: Rs 150
Movie Tickets: Rs 300
Lunch in a restaurant: Rs 2,500
Still having Rs 5,400
Because you are Single: Priceless
Happy Valentine's day!View Full

The sweetness of person remains

ThE SweeTneSS OF “CHoCoLate"
Remains in the tongue 4 minute...

But The SweetNess of “persOn"
Remains in #Heart 4ever till the Life enD... <3View Full

Love bites you on your ass

I don't know why they associate
flowers & chocolates with Love
Love is a bitch
that bites you on your ass
and breaks your heartView Full