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After all Girls are so intelligent

A Bird was disturbing a girl all the time.
Finally she caught it
& decided to kill it cruelly.
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She took it to the top of a building
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James Bond after watching Rajni's film

JAMES BOND comitts sucide
after Watching Rajni’s Film
WHY.?
Rajni had empty gun,
Villain fired at him;
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He Catches the BULLET puts
It in his gun & kills the villain. :D :P
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Mom really know everything

6 years: Mom knows everything !
8 years: Mom knows a lot !

12 years: Mom really doesn't know everything !
14 years: Mom knows nothing !
16 years: Mom, what mom !

18 years: Mom is outdated !
25 years: Maybe Mom knows!
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Five nice little beliefs

5 Nice Little Beliefs!
 
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer
all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH!
 
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Unknown Facts about Ekta Kapoor's serial

- Main character's kid will be grown up in one month.
- Main character will be in at least in one accident.
- Main character will go in coma.
- Main character will live in a huge house.
- Main character's elder will never die or be hospitalized.
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Why I hate CID Example

Why I hate #CID... 1 Example LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
#DAYA: Kya ? #Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha ? LADY : Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
#ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha ?? LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
#ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho.... :P
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Agar aap patient ko pehle le aate

Doctor : Agar aap patient ko
ek ghante pehle le aate to
hum ise bacha sakte the !!!

PAPPU (Relative of Patient ) : Ek ghante
pehle kya ghanta le aate
accident to sala 10 minute
pehle hua hai..!! :-X :P :D
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God decides your life

Start the work in the name of GOD.
Do the work with the help of GOD.
Finish the work with thanks to GOD.
Because #GOD decides,
gives and makes everything in your #LIFE possible.
May God Bless You!
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Daru Pee Ya Nahi?

#Court ये decide नहीं कर सका
कि #सलमान खान ने दारु पी थी या नहीं...
इधर #phone पर #hello बोलते ही
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Sony te CID Dekh Ke

ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਪਤਾ ਲੱਗ ਜਾਂਦਾ,
ਕਿ ਮੈਂ ਹੋਰ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਨਾਲ ਵੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਦੀ ਆਂ..

ਸਾਲੀਏ ਅਸੀਂ ਅੱਧੀ ਅੱਧੀ ਰਾਤ ਤੱਕ
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