You are the CEO of your Life

Evaluate the people in your Life;
Then promote, demote or terminate.
Because
You're the ‪#‎CEO‬ of your ‪#‎LIFEView Full

After all Girls are so intelligent

A Bird was disturbing a girl all the time.
Finally she caught it
& decided to kill it cruelly.
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She took it to the top of a buildingView Full

Friends are AADHAR Card useful everywhere

Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!View Full

Best Friends give Laughing Tears and Crying Smiles

Some people give Tears and make us Cry;
Some give Smiles and make us Laugh;
But only rare can give us Laughing Tears and Crying Smiles.
Those are our Best Friends like you!View Full

Friendships are like Tom and Jerry

Some #Friendships are like Tom and Jerry.
They tease each other;
Knock down each other;
Irritate each other;
But can't live without each other!View Full

FRIENDSHIP is a WATER

'FRIENDSHIP' is a WATER !
Because, Water Has No Colour.,
No Shape.,
And No Taste...!
But it is More essential For #Life.!
That's #Friendship. :)View Full

Smile in front of ‪Mobile‬ means

Smile 2 Old means,
‪#‎Respect‬ Smile 2 Child means,
‪#‎Innocence‬ Smile 2 Friend means,
‪#‎Care‬ BUT
Smile in front of ‪#‎Mobile‬ means,
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Beta chakkar kuch aur hi hai ;) :P
**MAMLA GADBAD HAI**View Full

Facebook‬ is a mode of Advertisement

#‎Facebook‬ is a mode of Advertisement Advertisement of how is one feeling
but the real truth and fact of ‪#‎Life‬ is
that true feelings can never be Advertised or shown or told

They're just felt deep down in one's ‪#‎Heart‬ <3View Full

Where is my Birthday Gift

GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?
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Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki
CAR dekh rahi ho?
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GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki
NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon. :O :P :DView Full

Friends must be like two zeros

2 Friends must be like two zeros
(0,0)
Whose addition is zero,
Whose subtraction is zero,
Whose multiplication is zero
But their division is impossible!
hit like if U like (y)View Full