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I Love you too is the Best Sentence

Everybody says “I Love You” Is the best sentence in whole world..
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But… ??
I believe that . .
“”I Love you too”" is the Best
Because Many Gets To hear The first one..
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A correct decision And wrong decision

A correct decision gives you ‎#confidence;
And a wrong decision can double your ‎#experience;
So don't worry in either case...
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Today will never come again

Today Will never come again;
Be a ‎#BLESSING
Be a ‎#FRIEND
‎#Encourage someone
Take time to care;
Let your words heal, and not wound.
Good Morning !
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Why all Wives are horrible and bitter

Once a man asked ‎#GOD,
"Why all ‎#GIRLS are so ‎#SWEET
and all ‎#WIVES are horrible and bitter?"
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God answered, "Because girls are made by me
but wives are made by you" :D
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Kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi

#Pappu :- Miss kya aap mujhe raat ko
call kar rahi thi.?
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‎#Teacher- Nahi to...
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Pappu :- Kamaal hai..!
subah mere ‎#Mobile pe likha tha-
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MISS CALL :D :P
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I am like Cellphone & you my SIM card

Wife : How much do you ‎#Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a ‎#Cellphone
& you are my ‎#SIM card,
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Boy to Girl Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye

Girl: i love u
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Boy: i love u 2
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Boy:" Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga!
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Mere Paas Uss Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga..
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How many apples U can eat empty stomach

One more brain wali girl found :P Boy : How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl : i can eat 3 apples ? Boy: U can eat only 1 apple empty stomach..
bcz when U eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach... :D Girl :: Super Joke Yaar (y)
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Husband found Aladin's lamp

Husband: I found #Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow, What did u ask for darling??
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Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife: oh..jaan.. Luv U so much.. Did he do that??
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Dad watching ‎Fashion TV and Son Came

Dad watching ‎#Fashion TV...
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Suddenly Son Came...
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DAD : Gareeb Ladkiya Hai Bechari
Dekho Bechariyo ko
Kapde Khareedne Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nahi Hai... !!!
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Son : Iss Se Bhi Gareeb Chahiye
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