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Even your best friends lie to you

Even your best friends lie to you
at some point; Because sometimes:
'You' are more important than the Truth.
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Actually We were caught sleeping together

Boy1 :: Meet my Wife Tina..
Boy2 :: Oh! I know her..
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Boy1 :: oh How.. ??
Boy2 :: actually we were caught sleeping together :|
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Boy1 :: what.. ??
What the hell.. ?? :@
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It's your luck to love someone

It's your luck to love someone, :)
It's your fortune to love the one who loves you.. ;)
But it's a miracle to love a person
Who can't love anyone except you.... <3
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Jatt vi deu fatte chakk balliye

ਹੋਵੇਗੀ ਤੂੰ ਗੋਰੀ ਚਿੱਟੀ
ਤਿੱਖੀ #ਤਲਵਾਰ, ਦਾਤਰੀ ਵਰਗੀ, ਤੇਜ਼ ਕਤਾਰ
ਜੱਟ ਵੀ #Topaz ਦਾ ਬਲੇਡ ਬੱਲੀਏ
ਹੋਵੇਗੀ ਤੂੰ MA, BA, BBA, BCA
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Amli da pyar Amli edan byan karda

#AMLI ਦਾ ਪਿਆਰ AMLI ਏਦਾਂ ਬਿਆਨ ਕਰਦਾ !!!
ਜਰਦਾ ਮੇਰਾ ਡਿਗ ਗਿਆ ਨੀਚੇ ...
#ਪਾਗਲ ਆਂ ਮੈਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਪਿੱਛੇ !!!...
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Live a Life to Impress the Creator

One of the Nicest Message:
As soon as you die...
your identity becomes a "Body".
People use phrases like: "Bring the Body",
"Lower the Body in the Grave",
"Take the Body to the Graveyard" etc. etc....
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Ni hun pujj gayi Canada

Ni ਹੁਣ ਪੁੱਜ ਗਈ #Canada
ਤੇਰੀਆਂ Hoyia ਤਰੱਕੀਆਂ Ne__
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ਚੇਤੇ Kar ਪੁਰਾਣੇ Din
ਮੇਰੇ Layi ਤੂੰ Raati ਕੰਧਾਂ ਟੱਪੀਆਂ Ne_ ;) :P :v
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Life meaning with Friends

LIFE means..
Friends ka ghar, thodi si barish or bahut sari batein %-)

LIFE means..
College ke friends ek samosa or bill ke uper jhagda, ke kal Maine diya tha aaj tu de ..%-)

LIFE means..
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Mere Face se ek cheez hata sakte hain?

Girl to Boy (in Party): Excuse Me!
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Boy: Yes ?
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Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein Plate Hai
aur ek Hath Mein Glass, I Can’t Use Them..
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Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ek
Cheez Hata Sakte Hain?
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Boy (Very Happy): Ji
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Facebook stop suggesting me beautiful girls

A boys painful letter to Facebook...
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Dear Facebook ,
Plz stop suggesting me such beautiful girls,
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It really hurts when I can't add them.. :(
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sincerely,
blocked user :D :P
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