Why do you think I Message you

Why do U think I Message u ?
Is it because I care ?
Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ?
Or I need You ?
No ! It's b'coz...
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I need a person for just time passView Full

What is an idiot

Son: Dad, What is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person
Who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way
that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.
Do you understand me?
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Son: No. :DView Full

If 10 people care for you

If 10 people care for u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.View Full

Wife Ghar nahi aa sakti

Example of a Girl's brain
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Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakti...
Husband : kyon ?
wife :Car ka steering, gear, break sab chori ho gaye ...
After 1hour......
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SHe calls back : "Aa rahi hu,View Full

Because really I Love You

Sometimes I think about you and stop talking,
Everybody say me then I'm Dumb.
Sometimes I close my eyes and see you on dream,
Everybody say me then I'm Blind.
Sometimes I be crazy for you
and everybody say me I'm madView Full

About Me koi believe hi nahi karta

About Me:
Age 2 Yrs..Nurse ko laat mari…
Age 3 Yrs..Papa ki whisky ki bottle khaali
Age 4 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum.
Age 5 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..
Age 6 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..View Full

God If you can't give me Partner

Dear GOD...
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If you can't give me
a Best Partner..
Please..
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Make all my friends.. SINGLE!!" :v :PView Full

Teacher asks students sound made by animals

Teacher asks students about sound made by animals
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Teacher : dog
Student : bark
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Teacher : cat
Student : meow
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Teacher : lion
Student : aaah aaaaaaah ......yeehh
yeehhh .......commme oonnnn
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if you leave me then

If u drop me I will break
If I hold me I will shake
If u need me I wil hurry
If u dont cal me I wll worry
If u hurt me I will cry
but if u leave me then I will
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DIE...........♥ ♡♥♡♡♡View Full

If boy gives a love letter to a girl

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl,
people call him ''Loafer''.
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But if a gal gives a letter to a boy,
they call it ''Offer''
Feel the difference !View Full