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Jad Facebook Main Khola

ਜਦ "Facebook" ਮੈਂ ਖੋਲਾਂ
Tan ਦਿਲ Eho ਹੀ Chahve__ ਮੇਰੀ "Notification" ਦੇ Wich
ਪਹਿਲਾਂ Tera ਹੀ ਨਾਮ Aave__ ;)
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Why you sending blank messages

The Sweetest Reaction Of A Girl After A Fight..
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Boy : Why Are You Sending Me Blank Messages??
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Girl : Because I Am Not Talking To You.. !!
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Kehndi Number Low Battery te save kita

ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਮੇਰਾ Phone ਮੇਰੀ ਮੰਮੀ ਕੋਲ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਜਿਆਦਾਤਰ..,
ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਸਾਲੀਏ ਫੜ ਹੋ ਜਾਵਾਗੇ ਫਿਰ ਤਾਂ ,,
ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਨਹੀ ਫੜ ਹੋਣਾ !!!
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Good relationships are like trees

Good relationships are like trees.
They demand attention and care in the beginning
But once they blossom,
they provide us shade in all situations of life!
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To escape heat Enter Password

To escape heat, Enter Password:
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*****
****E
***HE
**THE
*ATHE
BATHE
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Code accepted,
Welcome to the B A T H R O O M! :D
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tu hi ye mujhko bata de

Tu hi ye mujhko bta de
Facebook chalau main ya naa.
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Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa.
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Apna tu phone number bta de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. .
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Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,
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Ajj kal Wife apne husband nu ki kehndi

Koi time hunda c
jadon wife apne husband nu kehndi hundi c
mainu churhia leya de
mainu punjabi suit leya de....
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Par ajj kal wife pata ki kehndi aa
apne husband nu.....
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Kid came with cigarette & Beer

Aaj Ke Bacche
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Postman knocked the Door.
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A Kid came with cigarette in mouth
& Beer in hand..
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Postman:- Papa hain.. ??
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Kid:- Abe Bhootni Ke,
Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai
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Can you stop doing Awww

Boy: Can you stop doing "Awww..." All the time?:|
Girl: Awww.... What happen?;;)
Boy: it annoys me...3-|
Girl: Awwww... I am so sorry...({})
Boy: It's ok. You are a sweetheart.
Girl: Awww..... I know!;;)
Boy: Get lost bye...:]x
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Sardar was writing very slowly

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are u writing so slowly?

Sardar: I m writing to my 6 year old son,
he cant read very fast. :D
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