Tainu Video Call karn da Plan

ਤੈਨੂੰ Video Call ਕਰਨ ਦਾ ਨੀ ਮੈਂ Plan ਬਣਾਇਆ,
ਏਸੇ ਕਰਕੇ ਮੈਂ ਚਾਇਨਾ Da ਕੈਮਰੇ ਆਲਾ ਸੈੱਟ Lai ਕੇ ਆਇਆ,View Full

Love Letter de mukk gye chakkar

ਮੁੰਡੇ ਕੁੜੀ ਦੀਆਂ ਸਿਧੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ___
ਨਾ ਓਹਲਾ ਨਾ ਪਰਦਾ ,,,,,,
Love Letter ਦੇ MUKK ਗਏ ਚੱਕਰ___
ਹੁਣ ਤਾਂ Broadband ਕੰਮ ਕਰਦਾ.....View Full

I will PASS if Topic is You

I AM BAD in ENGLISH
BUT
I can tell you
that I LOVE YOU. I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY BUT
I can tell you
that you LIVE in my HEART… I am BAD in HISTORY
BUT I can REMEMBER
When i FIRST saw you. I am BAD in CHEMISTRYView Full

Sweetie please Send me 15k

Girlfriend:" Hey
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Boyfriend:" Who's Hey.. ??, don't ever call me back.
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Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love, how are you doing.. ??
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Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.. ??
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Beta sab tumhare naam karti hoon

Dadi marte hue boli :
"Beta mein apna farm, 6 tractor, 50 janwar
& 22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hoon"
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Ladka = Dadi ye sab hai kaha.. ??
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Girl Mein Tumhe Nahi Jaanti

Boy : What is Ur Name?
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Girl : Kyu Bataon, Mein Tumhe Nahi Jaanti.
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Boy: Na Batao Mein Konsa Tumhen Apni New
HONDA Car Main Bitha Ke 5 Star Resturant
Le Jaane Wala Tha.
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Exam mein fail hone ki wajah

EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya hai ?
1 saal ke 365 din hote hein.
Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
Diwali ; holi etc...aur summer vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
Usme 52 sunday.
182-52=130 din.View Full

In aeroplane after 4-5 drinks

In an aeroplane after 4-5 drinks
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British : I will sleep now
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American : I want to work on internet now
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German : I will watch movies now
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Chinese : I will listen to music now
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Kaun si cast ke log Achhe Nagrik

Santa- Kaun Si Cast K Log Desh Ke
Achhe “Nagrik” Hote Hain?
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Banta- Baniye……
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Santa- Wo Kaise?
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Banta- Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai
Desh Ke Acche Nagrik “Baniye" :D :PView Full

CONGRESS ZINDABAD

A poor man catches a fish,

but his wife cant cook due to mehangai.

No Gas,

No Oil,

No Spices,

No Pyaaz

Man put the fish back in water.
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