India's Top Unbelievable Places

India's Top 13 Unbelievable places:
1.Gandhi Hair Saloon.
2.Mallika Textiles.
3.Kalmadi Constructions.
4.Jayalalita Fitness Club.
5.Dharmendra Dance Academy.
6.Mayawati Beauty Parlour.
7.Yamraj Travels.
8.Surdas Opticals.View Full

RED ROSES

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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Ladki 18th floor se gir gai

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir gai
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13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya
aur poocha mujh se pyar karogi
Ladki: No.
Ladke ne usay chor diya
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9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya
poocha mujhe kiss karogi
ladki: NoView Full

Santa ko koi mobile pe tang

Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang
karne wale ko sms kiya
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“Meine woh sim band kar diya hai,View Full

Taj Mahal kitne din mein bana

American :- ye Kutuß Minar kitne din mein bana hai ?
Indian Guide:- 1 mahine mein
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American :- yeh hamare mulak mein to 2 weeks mein ban jati hai....
Thoda aage jaane ke baad phir poocha:
Yeh Lal kila kitne din main bana hai?View Full

Kissing girl in front of boyfriend

kissing a girl on her fore head
is respect,
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kissing a girl on her cheek
is care,
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kissing a girl on her eyes
is care & love,
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kissing a girl on her lips
is love,
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India mein Light gayi to

America mein light gayi to
power office mein phone karte hain!
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Japan mein gayi to fuse check karte hai..
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Par
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India mein gayi to padosi ke ghar dekhte haiView Full

No one teaches how to choose wife

No one teaches a volcano how to errupt
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No one teaches a Tsunami how to arise
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No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around
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And ....
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No one teaches a man how to choose wife
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cozView Full

Call recieve kyo nahi kiya

Ek dam jaanleva... :P
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Ladka :"Call recieve kyo nahi kiya ???
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Ladki :"Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo mainView Full

Future of Students in incredible india

Our incredible INDIA...♥
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-The smartest students pass
with 1st Class and get admissions to
Medical and Engineering colleges..

-The 2nd Class students get
MBAs and LLB's to manage the
First Class students..
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