Girl In Train: Can I Sit Here?
Boy: It All Yours.
Girl: Can I Take Some Water?
Boy: Ya Sure, My Goodness.
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Girl: Bhaiya Agla Station Kaun Sa Hai
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Boy: Mere Baap Ne Mere Bheje Mein GPS Fit Nahi Kar Rakha Hai,View Full
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.
but now dat i luv u i m scared 2 lose u!View Full
1 Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said
Saala Trackshut pahen ke dhokha de raha tha...View Full
Boyfriend : Please keep me in your brain, not in your heart..;)
Girlfriend : How funny, why not heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your heart is housefull and brain is empty,
more empty space means more comfort ;) :PView Full