Where is your Assignment book

Teacher: Where is your Assignment book. . . ?
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Me: Mam, I lost it While Fighting with Students
Who Said That You Are Not The Most Beautiful
Teacher In This College. . . ^_^
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Teacher : Chal Hat Badmash !!!View Full

How to Impress a Girl

For Boys: WAY 2 IMPRESS a GIRL

#Respect her,  #Honour her
#Love her, #Protect her, care 4 her

BUT
For Girls : HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY
Just #Smile :)
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Sab khatm!
Ladka Barbad !!! :PView Full

Most of the girls like shopping

92% of the girls like shopping!
Remaining 8% obviously don't

100% of the boys are searching
for that rare 8% girls population... :DView Full

Boys on Bike but Eyes on Girls

Boys on Bike ..
1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelatar
1 ear on traffic sound
1 ear on mobile
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break
&
2 Eyes on Girls :PView Full

if you are annoyed by friend requests

Dear Girls,
if you are annoyed by
too many friend request from boys..
Just set your original pic as profile pic.
if it doesnt work :-
wash your face, take a pic and try again.

Thanks
Facebook TeamView Full

Save Girls We can Save Tigers Later

Becoz of Global Warming........
Our Next generation will not b able to see Tigers !!!!
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To Hum kya kare?
Hamne bhi to Dinosaur nahi dekha hai.

Kabhi Shikayat ki kya?View Full

How do Boys Manage Time in Exam

In Examination Hall,
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How Do Boys Manage The Time..
1. Watching The Girls Around.
2. Sighting The Lady Superviser.
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors.
4. Seeing The Brand Name Of The Pen.View Full

Most emotional moment in boys Life

The most emotional moment in Boys #Life
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When a Girl says
"Mujhe Request bhejo"
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Itni khushi, Itni khushi,
Bass mat pocho :D
Agree Boys...... :PView Full

Newton's New Law of Exam

Newton’s 5th law (Exam Law)
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performance of boys in the exam decreases
when the no of girls in the exam hall increases!View Full

I can delete My Facebook Account

3 Boys proposing a Girl.. 1st boy- I Can die for you.
Girl- Every one says like this. 2nd boy- I Can get stars for you.
Girl- Pretty old dialog. 3rd boy- I can delete My Facebook ACCOUNT.
Girl in Tears, I'll Marry U... :DView Full