But God put us together

Nobdy undrstnds d reasn y we met in dis lifes journy.
V R nt relatd by blood.
V dnt knw each othr 4m d start,
bt God put us 2gthr 2 b wondrful FRNDZ by heart..View Full

You is for Me - Me is for You

R: is for Red.
RED: is for Blood
BLOOD: is for Heart
HEART: is for Love
LOVE: is for You
YOU: is for Me
ME: is for You.
(((I MISS YOU)))View Full

Without you every part is incomplete

Lookin at myself in the mirror,
I saw a smile which gave U as the reason.
closing my eyes i took a deep breath,
I felt how beautifully with ur presence my lyf is seasoned.
Feelin the blood flow in my veins,View Full

Just got your blood test report

Hey I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.

Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!View Full

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
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happily they drink and left
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next day headline ~ Breaking News ~ "Blood Bank Robbed" :D :PView Full

How does blood reach your brain

Scientific Question For You..
How Does Blood Reach UR Brain?
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The Empty Space.  :D :PView Full

Friends are AADHAR Card useful everywhere

Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!View Full

Agar doctor Film banaye to

Agar #Doctor ne film banayi hoti
To kya naam rakthe!!!
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Kabhi khosi kabhi jakhm ,
ham blood de chuke sanam,
miss in malayria,
operation kiya to darna kya... :D :PView Full

Blood Group koi vi challu

ਪੱਪੂ ਨਰਸ ਨੂੰ:- ਮੈਨੂੰ ਇਕ ਖੂਨ ਦੀ ਬੋਤਲ ਚਾਹੀਦੀ ਆ
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 à¨¨à¨°à¨¸ :- Blood Group ਦੱਸੋ ?
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ਪੱਪੂ :- ਕੋਈ ਵੀ Group ਚੱਲੂView Full

Sorry I am at Blood Bank

GF: Where R You ... ?
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PAPPU: I'm At Bank.
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GF: I Need 30,000 For New Cell
Phone & 10,000 For New Mini Skirts.
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PAPPU: Sorry, I Mean I'm At 'Blood Bank '
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON"... ? :P :DView Full