Boy to Girl Aapka Naam Kya Hai

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Boy: Hi
Girl: Hlo
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Boy: Aapka Naam Kya Hai ?
Girl: palak... what's urs?
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Boy: Paneer ;)

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Boy ROCK'Z GIRL shockzzzView Full

Facebook stop suggesting me beautiful girls

A boys painful letter to Facebook...
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Dear Facebook ,
Plz stop suggesting me such beautiful girls,
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It really hurts when I can't add them.. :(
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sincerely,
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Reason Why she Blocked Me

She Updated her ‎#Status
"in Love with ‎#RanbirKapoor "
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So I Changed my Name to Ranbir Kapoor
and ‎#Commented "Love U too Babe "
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And She ‎#Blocked Me !!! :v :PView Full

Asha 305 306 or 311

Boy: Hi, Whats your name?
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Girl : ‪#‎Asha‬
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Boy : Nice... 305, 306 or 311?
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Waise 501 ke features jaada mast hain ! ;) :P
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Dil Hai Chota Sa Choti Si Asha

#Facebook Pe Pehli Chat
Ladka: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Ladki: ‪#‎Asha‬
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Ladka: Tum Asha Ho, Par Choti To Nai Ho?
Ladki: Matlab????
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Ladka: Dil Hai Chota Sa, Choti Si Asha... ^_^ :P
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My Pleasure My Bajaj Discover

Friend Request Accepted....

ME :- Thank you !
She:- My Pleasure
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Me :- My Bajaj Discover
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Dad's gift to son on birthday

Montu woke up in the morning and made a status saying
"Gud Morning friendz, it's my birthday 2day".
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After half and hour his Dad made a comment saying
"Happy Birthday, son. I got a gift for you."
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Hmmmm Dil De Chuke Sanam

She: Hmmmm
Me: Dil De Chuke Sanam.. :P
She: What?
He: Didn't Find It Funny?
She: No!
He: K. She: Hmmmm
He: Hain Rahi Pyaar Ke.. :P
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I can Tell Your English Result

A Girl updated her #Status:
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"2 day is ma result,, i um vary mucah hape.."
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I Commented: I can tell your #English result right now..! xD :P
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Tere Mere Beech Mein Kya Hai

She : Tere Mere Beech Mein Kya Hai ?
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Me : 78.09% Nitrogen,
20.95% Oxygen,
0.93% Argon,
0.039% Carbon Dioxide...!!!

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