Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday.
Bunty: So what did she ask for?
Pappu: She replied that
"NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds".
Bunty: So you get her diamonds?
Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'.... :PView Full
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya hai ?
1 saal ke 365 din hote hein.
Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
Diwali ; holi etc...aur summer vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
Usme 52 sunday.
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GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?
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Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki
CAR dekh rahi ho?
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GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki
NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon. :O :P :DView Full
Montu woke up in the morning and made a status saying
"Gud Morning friendz, it's my birthday 2day".
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After half and hour his Dad made a comment saying
"Happy Birthday, son. I got a gift for you."
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Birthday Gift !!!
Sister to her brother: What are you giving to #Grandmaa on her birthday?
Brother: A #Football
Sister: Is age mein? :o
Aur vaise bhi Grandmaa kahan khelti hai?
Brother: Mere birthday par
jo unhone Bhagvad Gita diya tha uska kya ? :D :PView Full
Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans - In his Last Battle.
Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?
Ans - At the Bottom of the Page.View Full
Ek Pal ke liye Socho
Agar #Dost na hote to Hum kya......kya na kar Paate....!!
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#Nursery mei Gumm hua bottle ka
cap kaise dhoondh paate.....
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LKG mei A,B,C,D likh kar Gurur kise batate.
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