Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do

Pappu: Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do _/\_
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Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai,
tu kharcha kar payega.. ??
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Pappu: Koi upay bhagvan
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Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat.. :v :PView Full

Bhagwan mujhe swarg mein aane do

1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main #Doctor hoon
aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai
mujhe #swarg mein aane do. #Bhagwan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte. 2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon
aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki haiView Full

Samajhdar Ladka BoyFriend bana do

Ladki mandir mein:
"Hey Bhagwan...
Kisi samajhdar ladke ko
mera #BoyFriend bana do..
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#Bhagwan:- Ghar chali ja beti..
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Samajhdar ladke kabhi
#GirlFriend nahi banate. :P
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