Maths me Keval 1 number aaya

Papa: Ye kya,
tumhare #Maths me Keval 1 number aaya?
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Beta: Jab iraado mein ho doguni chamak,
To honslo me kyun nahi?
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Papa: What?
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Beta: Sirf 2 Zeros ka farak hai papa,
Aa jayenge!!!! :D :PView Full

Operation ke baad patient

#Operation ke baad
patient bola-#Doctor Sahab!
Kya ab main ROG MUKT HU?
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Samne se jawab mila-
Beta! Doctor Sahab to
#Dharti par rah gaye
Main to CHITR GUPT HU :D :PView Full

Kuch positive baat nahi?

Ladki Wale: Beta-drink karte ho ?
haan Ji !

Cigarette ?
haan ji

Jua/satta ?
Haan ji

Danga-fasad ?
Haan Ji

Sari Negative baatein hain !!
kuch +ve baat hai kya ?
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Tera Pyar Sirf Hamara Ho

Jee Bhar Ke Dekhu Tujhe Agar Tujhko Gawara Ho,
Betab Meri Nazrein Ho  Aur Pyar Tumhara Ho,
Jaan Ki Fikar Ho  Na Zamane Ki Parwah,
Ek Tera Pyar Sirf Aur Sirf Hamara Ho.View Full

Beta apne baal katvaa

Maa: Beta, Tu apne baal kyun nahi katvaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy ;) :D Maa: Wo to theek hai,
par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain,
aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain... :PView Full

Result Link with Aadhar Card

Papa: Beta, Tumhare #Result ka kya hua?
Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain.. Papa: Par marksheet par to
40% likha hai..
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#Pappu: Baaki Aadhar card link hone par
Account mein 40% #subsidy mein aayenge !!! :D :PView Full

Shani Ka Dosh Hai

दुखी माँ बाबा जी से : बाबा जी
मेरे  १००० रुपये वापस करो

बाबा जी : क्यों बालिके?View Full

Beta Kya Karte Ho

Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun
Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho
Pappu: Nahi Uncle!
Aapki Beti Ka,
Wo Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu' :D :PView Full

Tum Kya Karte Ho?

Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience.

Aunty: Wah! News Reporter Ho?
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Pappu: Nahi, #Akhbaar Fekta Hu! :D :PView Full

Beta kya karta hai

Facebook Addiction* Person1: “Aapka beta kya karta hai?”
Person2:  Ji B.Tech kar li.
Ab Page #Admin hai aur #memes bnata hai”
Person2: Aur Aapki Beti?”
Person1: #CA clear nahi hua. Aaj kal to DPs badalti hai :D :PView Full