Yaaran nu kade vakh naa karin

jaਦੋ ਛੋਟਿਆ to ਵੱਡੀਆ ਦੇ vιςh c main aya .....
ਨਾਲੇ yααਰ ਵੀ ਮੈ βαηαγε ηαlε ργααr ਵੀ ਮੈ ραγεα..View Full

Maa Mere ‪toothpaste‬ mein namak hai

Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste laana
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Pappu : No, Maa,
Mere ‪#‎toothpaste‬ mein namak hai, Duniya Wale kahenge
bete ne Jale pe namak chidak diya..! :D :PView Full

Dil laga kar study kiya karo

Gharwale kehte hain ki beta
Dil laga kar study kiya karo <3
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Lekin unhe kaun samjhaye ki
ek bar jab Dil lag jata hai to Study kahan hoti hai... ;) :PView Full

Smile in front of ‪Mobile‬ means

Smile 2 Old means,
‪#‎Respect‬ Smile 2 Child means,
‪#‎Innocence‬ Smile 2 Friend means,
‪#‎Care‬ BUT
Smile in front of ‪#‎Mobile‬ means,
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Beta chakkar kuch aur hi hai ;) :P
**MAMLA GADBAD HAI**View Full

Wapis aate waqt 4 din kyun lage

Ik banda apni car mein Delhi jaata hai
Us ko jaane mein ik din lagta hai &
wapis aane mein 4 din lagte hain
Uski maa puchti hai "beta tumhe jaate waqt 1 din lga or vapis aate waqt 4 din kyu lage?
Beta: Iss mein mera koi kasoor nahi hai,View Full

Tumhara Asli Ghar Sasuraal Hai

Dedicated To Girls...
"Hamesha Maa Baap Ladkiyo Ko
Ye hi Samjhate Hain Ki -
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Beta Ye Tumhara Ghar Nahi,
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Tumhara Asli Ghar Tumhara
Sasuraal Hai , Tum to Yahan mehman ho....
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Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekho

Aao Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekho..
World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.
World ki sabse pyari aurat
-uski maa
World ki sabse akalmand aurat
-wo khud
World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.View Full

Facebook Ke Bahar Bhi Duniya Hai

Papa: Beta Facebook Ke
Bahar Bhi Ek Duniya Hai..!!
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Beta: Oh Really Papa….??
Zara Link To Send Karna Uska :P :DView Full

Beta Kya Padh Rahe Ho

Aajkal ke bacche.
Maa : Beta, Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Padh Raha Hu :)
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Maa: Wah Excellent...!!!
Kya Padh Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages... :DView Full

Change The Indian Society

OUR INDIAN SOCIETY :
1) Akeli ladki mile to EVE-TEASING/RAPE kar do...
par apni behan ko koi dekh bhi le to
IZZAT/MAAN/ SAMMAN ki baat karte hai log.... 2) Beti ko DOWRY k liye Zinda
jala diya jaye to chup raho...
par beti/beta apni marzi seView Full