Beta : 500 Rs Do na.
Papa : Kya Karega ?
. Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka Account Hai,
Main Bhi Khulvaunga.
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Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?
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. Beta : Ciggrate Ki Dukan Par..... :D :PView Full
Dadi marte hue boli :
"Beta mein apna farm, 6 tractor, 50 janwar
& 22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hoon"
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Ladka = Dadi ye sab hai kaha.. ??
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Bimar Engineering Student
Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
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Maa = Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.. :-\
. Beta = Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Class 10:
"beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir sari zindagi aaraam karna."
Class 11:
"beta, do saal theek se padhai karle phir aaram se rehna."
Graduation:View Full
Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...
dobara nahi hoga
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Police: Naam bolView Full