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The best relation is FRIENDSHIP

In lyf relations have many names..
Bt the best 1 is FRIENDSHIP.

Mom says- Tell me beta wats ur problem,
I m like ur Friend na!

Dad says- Dnt feel scared,
Take me as ur Friend beta..
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Ladka laptop le kar baith gya

1 ladka daaru pee ke aaya aur Baap se bachne ke liye laptop le kar baith gya..

Baap: daaru pee ke aaya hai na?
Beta: Nahi To..

Baap: Kaminey,
fir briefcase khol ke kya type kar raha hai? :-P
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Beta Mein Bhi Account Khulvaunga

Beta : 500 Rs Do na.
Papa : Kya Karega ?
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Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka Account Hai,
Main Bhi Khulvaunga.
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Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?
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Beta : Ciggrate Ki Dukan Par..... :D :P
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Ladka I Love U bolta hai

Girl: Papa 1 Ladka baar baar ‘I Love U’ bolta hai,
kya karun?

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Father: Beta us se shadi kar le,
Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena :D
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Beta sab tumhare naam karti hoon

Dadi marte hue boli :
"Beta mein apna farm, 6 tractor, 50 janwar
& 22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hoon"
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Ladka = Dadi ye sab hai kaha.. ??
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Bimar Engineering Student

Bimar Engineering Student
Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
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Maa = Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.. :-\
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Beta = Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Kyun ro raha hai kya chahiye

Generation Effect...
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Ek bachha ro raha tha,
to uski mummy boli= kyun ro raha hai mera lal,
kya chahiye.. ??
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Toffy.. ??
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Biscuit.. ??
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Cake.. ??
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Student Life sari zindagi aaraam karna

Class 10:
"beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir sari zindagi aaraam karna." Class 11:
"beta, do saal theek se padhai karle phir aaram se rehna." Graduation:
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Traffic police chalan - Naam bol

Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...
dobara nahi hoga
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Police: Naam bol
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Beta Malinga haircut kara lena

Malinga's mom :: Beta haircut kara lena !!!
#Malinga :: Kyu maa?
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Malinga's Mom :: purane peetal ke bartan dhone hain
scrubber chahiye :D :v
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