Nasha mere Punjab nu

Savere uth ke beeran peenda bhul gya kasrat khalaya nu....
Nasha kar ke khedan lag pe khed kabaddi malaya nu....
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tahni naalo tod ke sutt ta full gulab nu...
Hauli hauli khich chaleya nasha mere Punjab nu...View Full

Levis diyan jeana paun lag pyi

Levis diyan Jeana tu paun lag pyi,
Rbk de shoes chmkaun lag pyi,
Beer chad Wine pee k
standard vadon lag pyi,
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Saheliyan naal ghumdi samJhe tu
Jive Janab ho gyi,
Ta hi tere ghar de kehnde......
jattan de munde naal reh keView Full

Main marya propose pee ke whisky

ਮੈਨੂੰ ਹੋਇਆ ਸੀ ਇਸ਼ਕ਼ !!
ਉਹ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ "NO This is RISK"
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ਮੈਂ ਮਾਰਿਆ #Propose ਪੀ ਕੇ ਵਿਸਕੀ !!
ਕਹਿੰਦੀ " NO ਤੂੰ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ RISKY "
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Student with Girlfriend in Restaurant

Engineering student sitting with his Girlfriend in Restaurant

Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOu
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Girlfriend:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
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Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER,
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Kid came with cigarette & Beer

Aaj Ke Bacche
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Postman knocked the Door.
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A Kid came with cigarette in mouth
& Beer in hand..
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Postman:- Papa hain.. ??
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Kid:- Abe Bhootni Ke,
Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta HaiView Full

Is umar mein Beer peene lage

10 saal ka ladka : 1 kingfisher Beer dena..
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Dukandar : Is umar mein Beer peene lage ?
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Boy : Nahi, Ye chhote bhai ke liye hai..
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Mere liye 1 Royal Stag ka Quarter de... :D :vView Full

How many mosquitoes did you Kill

Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : Killing mosquitoes :D

Girl : How many did you Kill ?
Boy : Total 5 ( 3 female 2 male )

Girl : How did you know that? !!
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Boy : 3 sitting near mirror... 2 near beer :P :DView Full

Main Beer Nahi Peeti

On First Date:
Boy: Kya Logi, #Beer?
Girl: Main Nahi Peeti.

Boy: To Phir Cold Drink?
Girl: Mera Matlab Main Beer Nahi Peeti,
#Whiskey Le Lungi !!!View Full

I Am Coming

चिड़ियों की तरह हमें भी गर्मी लगती है,
हमारी भी कुछ इच्छाए होती है… इसलिए:-
हमारे लिए एक बर्तन में…View Full