Mere Haalataan Ton Dar Sanu Chad Jaan Vaaliye,
Kade Na Kade Taan Sade Aye Haalat Badalde,
Tu Thoda Jyaa Saada Intzaar Taan Kardi,
Vichh Jaande Teriyan Raahan Vich Full Banke,
Tu Ek Vaar Saanu Sacha Pyaar Taan Kardi,View Full
Girl : (Emotionaly)
Darte hain agg se kahin jal naa jaayein..
Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jaaye..
Lekin sab se Ziada Darte hain iss baat se
Ke Aap Hamein KAhin Bhool Na jaayenge..
Boy :
Yeh mat sochna ki ham bhool jaayenge tumheView Full
Kyun Pathjhar banke le gya meri zindagi vicho bahara nu,
Chete karke ik din roveinga tu mere kaul karara nu..
Chad lokan piche thukra dita, Hunda pyar ta Rabb da tohfa e..
Teinu holi-holi bhul javange aini cheti bhulna aukha e.....View Full
Jeeto went to cash a cheque at a bank.
The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself?"
Looking puzzled, Jeeto dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror.View Full
Teri yaad rud jandi akhan cho paani banke,
Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke,
Bhavein ho gaya hun saadi akhan ton door,
Par Dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke.View Full
Santa Gave A Secret Password For E-Banking
"Ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-jamwant-sughriv-bali
vibhishan-delhi-spiderman"
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Banta- Yaar! Itna Lamba Password??
Santa- Kya Karoon? Bank Wale Kehte Hai Ki Password MeView Full
Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
.
happily they drink and left
.
.
next day headline
~ Breaking News ~
"Blood Bank Robbed" :D :PView Full
khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye,
Har din nayi shaan banke aaye,
kabhi door na ho aapke chehre se hansi,
Naya din aisa mehman banke aaye....View Full
