sanu haase hun change nahi lagde

ya tan rabba jaan kadh la, ja mukka de ehna peeda nu,
badal sakda te badal, meriyan maadiya likhiyan taqdeera nu,
akhiyan vi reh gayian sun jiya, hun hanjhu sade vagde nahi,
Avein nakli je haase hass de aa sanu haase hun change lagde nahi...
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Height of KUCH BHI

Height of 'KUCH BHI'
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Teacher: agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain ,
aur unme se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bachenge?
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Student : sir 9 haathi
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Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?
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Mummy ka pet phoola hua kyun hai

~~~Kamina Bachha~~~~
Boy :"Papa mummy ka pet itna
phoola hua kyun hai..??
Papa : "Kaminey tujhe sab pata hai.. /

Boy : Promise papa mujhe nahi pata...
Aap batao na.

Papa : Paani bhara hua haiView Full

Mera school bag bhi le ja

Sabse sweet dhamki ::

Jab chor chori karke bhaag raha tha

tab bacha jaag gaya aur bola

Mera school bag bhi le ja KaMINE
warna mummy ko jaga doonga... :DView Full

Tumhe fir Hero bachane ayega

Director to Heroine:
Tumhe 4 Bande pakren ge fir
Hero bachane ayega.

Heroein: Hero kaun hai?
Director: Imran Hashmi

Heroin: Te ohde kolon mainu tera pio
bachayega. :p :D :p :DView Full

12th pass karke bhi English nahi aati

Sante k baap ki #England se call aati hai....
Turrr turrrr....
Santa : Hello... ji kaun
Dad : Hi..my son itz me...
Santa : Are jo bhi ho Hindi mein baaat kro...
English mein haath tight hai...
Dad : Abhe tune 12th pass kari huyi haiView Full

Sunny Leone class mein padha rhi thi

POGO Joke..!

#SunnyLeone class mein padha rhi thi.

A for Apple
B for Bat
C for Cat
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L for L***
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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
sabhi bacche ek sath bole :View Full

Katrina ki coffee mein machhar gira

Katrina ki coffee mein ek machhar gira,
usne wo pee li.
Tabhi Machhar ke baap ne #Katrina ke
kaan ke pass aake kuch kaha
aur
Katrina behosh ho gayi...
Usne kaha tha :
Tumhare pet mein mera bachha hai.... :O :PView Full

Waqt Ko Jisne Nahi Samjha

Waqt Ko Jisne Nahi Samjha
Use Mitna Padta Hai.... Bach Gya Talvaar se To
Phool Se Katna Padta Hai Chahe Kitni Hi Badi Ho,
Har Nadi Ki Raah Se
Chattan Ko Hatna Padta Hai....View Full

Pani boil karne se kitanu mar jate hain

Science kehta hai ki,
Pani boil karne se kitanu mar jate hain
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par science ko ye nahi pata ki
kitanuo ke marne ke baad
unki ''Dead bodies'' to  pani mein hi reh jati hain o_O
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Kasam bachpan se genius hu..View Full