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Kya tum facebook use karti ho

Boy :-  kya tum facebook
use karti ho..???
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Girl: nahi, mai bachpan se hi
gori hu.....
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Aaj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai

Aaj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai.
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Pucho kaise?
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Bhikhari Ko Pucha :- 1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega? Bhikhari bola :- Khushi Se Mar Jaunga.
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Maine NAHI DIYA…;-) :D
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Pappu ne Question Paper banaya

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..
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Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Ques.. the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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Agar tumhe koi patthar mare to

"ANMOL BACHAN"
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Agar tumhe koi patthar mare to tum use phool maro, !! !!
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but ?
dhyan rahe
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Phool Gamla Sahit Hona Chahiye.....
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Pappu samundar mein gir gya

Pappu samundar mein gir gya aur doobne laga
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Doobte-doobte uss ke haath me machhli aa gai
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Usne machhli ko pakad ke bahar phenk diya aur bola :"
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TU TO APNI JAAN BACHA LE :O :P :D
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Class main master ji sharab liye

Arz kiya hai.
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Class main master ji sharab liye baithe hain...
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye baithe hain..
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aur bache itne kamine hain
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Aaj to maine 15 rupaye bachaye

Santa: aaj to maine bus ke piche piche bhag kar
15 rupaye bachaye.
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Banta: kya yaar tu kitna murakh hai.
Agar tu kisi taxi ke piche bhagta to tere 150 rupaye bach jaate :D :P
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What students think in classroom

Funny But True Fact
In class room 29% students think that
”agar ye fan gira to kispe girega?”
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and 71% students think that
”agar school me terrorist attack hua
to main sabko kaise bachauga" ?
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GirlFriend‬ Ke Sath Date Pe Jaa Rahe Ho

Apni ‪#‎GirlFriend‬ Ke Sath Date Pe Jaa Rahe Ho !!!
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Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein,
Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho...
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To Uss Se Puchho
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Kya Khaayegi Moti?? ;)
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Yaad aa gayi UDHAM SINGH sher di

Yaad aa gayi UDHAM SINGH sher di ,
seene vich josh hanniyo bhadkke ,
'kaumaan' ne bachayian jandiya ' sooli ' chaddke . . .
Shaheed Sardar Udham Singh nu kot kot parnaam ! ! !
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