Pappu Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai

Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,View Full

Kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi

Ek kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi
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Light gyi to candle jala di.
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Aur bola
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Doctor lene jaa rha hu
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 Agar lage ki tum nhi bachogi
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To candle bujha dena :DView Full

Child prayer please give me a cycle

Cute dada giri
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child prayed god "plz give me a cycle"
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But he didn't got any cycle...
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next day he stole a ganesh statue
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wrote letter to lord shiva
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"agar bacha chahiye toView Full

Miss Main apko kaisa lagta hun

3rd class ka baccha apni Teacher se kehta hai
Main aapko kaisa lagta hun... ?
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Miss :- so sweet..
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Baccha :- To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju.. ??
Miss: wo kyon.. ??
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Exam mein fail hone ki wajah

EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya hai ?
1 saal ke 365 din hote hein.
Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
Diwali ; holi etc...aur summer vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
Usme 52 sunday.
182-52=130 din.View Full

Dosto ko chhod de Ferrari Milegi

Bhagwan ne mujhse bola ki tu apna ek pyara dost
chhod de mai tujhe Cell dunga,
2 ko chhod de to "fast track"ki ghadi dunga,
5 ko chhod de 5 lakh dunga,
aur sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "FERRARI" dunga.
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Teacher - Translate She is Kidding

Teacher: She is kidding.
Translate In Hindi.
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Punjabi Student....
Wo Bachey De Rahi Hai....:-P.....:-PView Full

Kyun ro raha hai kya chahiye

Generation Effect...
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Ek bachha ro raha tha,
to uski mummy boli= kyun ro raha hai mera lal,
kya chahiye.. ??
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Toffy.. ??
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Biscuit.. ??
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Cake.. ??
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Mein 1st Division mein paas hua to

Bacha :- DAD aapko pata chale ki
Mein 1st Division mein paas hua
to aap ko kaisa Lagega..???
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DAD :- Main to khushi se Pagal ho Jaunga..
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Bacha :- Basss, isi Darr se Mein Fail ho gya...View Full

Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai

Bacha maa se:"Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai..??
Mom ne gusse se dekha to wo samjha ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai..
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2nd day bacha school se aate hue ek ladki ke upar gir gaya..
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