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Main Tere Chaawal Chadawanga

Santa nehar ch dig gya,te rabb nu keha, "rabba menu bacha lai,main tere chaawal chadawanga"
rabb ne usnu baahar kadh ditta.
baahar nikal k Santa kehnda "kehde chaawal"...
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Usne Mera Dil toda aur kiya

Usne Mera Dil toda aur kiya Mera Apmaan,

Wa-Wah,

Usne Mera Dil toda aur kiya Mera Apmaan,

Kya iss baar Duniya ko bacha payega Shaktimaan ?

Wa wah-wa wah.!!
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Aurat ne ishara kar ke bus ko roka

1 Aurat ne ishara kar ke tez a rahi bus ko roka
Driver: kaha jana hai ?
Aurat:Jana to kahi nahi,
Bacha ro raha hai Zara bus ka pon pon baja do.:-D:-P
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Es matlabi duniya to raho bach ke

Wagda paani pyaas mitaunda,
Oh pyaase di jaat ni puchda.
Kotha Nilaam izzat kar dewe,
Oh Kudi di Aaukaat Ni Puchda..
Shamshaan insaan di pehchaan mita deve,
Ohdi kinni uchhi shaan ni puchhda..
yaaro es matlabi duniya to raho bach ke,
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Eh Dil tuttan da khel c

Jisnu chahunde c us nu paa na sake.
Jisne sanu chaheya us nu cha na sake.
Bas eh samjo Dil tuttan da khel c.
Kise da todeya te apna bacha naa sake...
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Pind Diyaan Galiyaan - Gurdaas Maan

Bachpan chala gaya, te jawani chali gayi..
O.. zindagi di keemti nishaani chali gayi..
Murh murh yaad sataave pind diyaan galiyaan di...
Murh murh yaad sataave pind diyaan galiyaan di..
Hoka dendi phirdi bibi thaliyan di..
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Ladka laptop le kar baith gya

1 ladka daaru pee ke aaya aur Baap se bachne ke liye laptop le kar baith gya..

Baap: daaru pee ke aaya hai na?
Beta: Nahi To..

Baap: Kaminey,
fir briefcase khol ke kya type kar raha hai? :-P
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Jis nu saadi kadar nahi si

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♥ jis nu saadi kadar nahi si ♥
♥ Itefaaq si ke use nu asin chahunde rhe ♥
♥ hath jalaye use deeve ne saade ♥
♥ Jis  nu asin hawa ton bachaunde rhe ♥
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Yun hi rakhte rahe Dil saaf apna

Töday SERIÖUS"Words from Heart :- "Yun hi rakhte rahe bachpan se Dil saaf ham apna....
Pata nhi tha ki keemat to chehron ki hoti hai, Dil ki nahi. !!!"..
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Thanda howe je mausam pyar wala

Thanda howe je mausam pyar wala__♥
Tenu rajj rajj pyar jatawa main__♥
Jaffi khutt ke paa le sohniye__♥
Tenu thand lagan to bachawa main__♥ :D
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