Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho

BF-Tum Mujhe kitna
pyar karti ho
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GF - Arz Maarti hu ...
Chaha Hai jise chahat se zyada
Samja Hai jise khud se zyada
Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada
Tu hi Hai Wo "HARAMZADA" :p :pView Full

Waiter Menu le ke aa

ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰ ਇੱਕ "Couple" restaurant" ਤੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਆ __
BF - ਕਿ ਲਏਗੀ ਬਿਲੋ ਖਾਣੇ ਚ'
GF - ਜਾਨੂ ਜੋ ਤੁਹਾਨੂ ਚੰਗਾ ਲੱਗੇ
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Girl to her Blind Boyfriend

Girl to her Blind Bf: "Kash tum dekh sakte
main kitni khubsurat hu...
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Boy:"itni khubsurat hoti to
kya Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate,
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Kamini Andha hu bewkoof nahi.. :P :O :DView Full

The most happy moment for a girl

The most happy hone wala moment for a gal
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Jab wo apni mom ko apne Friends ki pic dikha rahi ho
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Aur jaise hi uske 'BF' ki pic samne aaye
to uski maa kahe:-
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Ye "BANDAR" kaun hai?? :D :PView Full

Jadugar kaali kudi de par la dinda

ਇਕ ਕਾਲੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਤੇ ਉਹਦਾ BF ਜੰਗਲ ਵਿਚੋ ਲੰਘ ਰਹੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ
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ਅੱਗੇ ਇੱਕ ਜਾਦੂਗਰ ਮਿਲ ਜਾਂਦਾ
ਜਾਦੂਗਰ ਕੁੜੀ ਦੇ ਪਰ ਲਾ ਦਿੰਦਾ
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BoyFriend won 10 crores in Lottery

#BoyFriend: pack UR bag #Sweetheart
I've won Rs.10 crores in a #Lottery
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GF: Wow!
Now #London ya #Switzerland?
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BF: Who Cares?
U just pack UR bag
& GET LOST... xD :PView Full

Gandi Baat Tere Saath Gandi Baat

BF talking to his GF

GF - aajkal tum,
mere se achi achi baatein nahi karte
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Bf - abcd padh li bahut
achi baatein kar li bahut,
ab karunga tere saath
gandi baat gandi baat
gandi gandi gandi baat .... :P :DView Full

BF text to his GF on WhatsApp

BF text to his GF on #WhatsApp
BF - Hi
GF - Hello
BF - Kahan par ho?
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GF - Main apne papa ki #BMW mein club jaa rahi hu,
abhi driver mujhe club chor dega,
uske baad mall mein shopping k liye jaungi,
tab tumhe call karti hu,View Full

If you're Single Thank God

If you're married, go and kiss your spouse
If you have GF\BF, go and kiss that person
And if you're SINGLE, Kiss the ground and thank GOD!
Happy Valentines' Day !!!View Full

A True Love Story

A True Love Story: ♥♥
Ek Ladki jo andhi thi, Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Sivaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehti main
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,View Full