Semester System Ke Fayde Batao

Teacher To Student:-
Semester System Ke Fayde Batao..??
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Student-: Sir Fayde To Pta Nahi :o
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Beizzati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jaati Hai..
Agree Students ?? = Thoko Like (y)View Full

Mummy ka pet phoola hua kyun hai

~~~Kamina Bachha~~~~
Boy :"Papa mummy ka pet itna
phoola hua kyun hai..??
Papa : "Kaminey tujhe sab pata hai.. /

Boy : Promise papa mujhe nahi pata...
Aap batao na.

Papa : Paani bhara hua haiView Full

Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein

Kapil & His Girl Friend on Phone Kapil : Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein?
GF : Tumhe Bas Yehi Baatein Karni Aati Hai.. Kapil : Ok.. To Yeh Batao..
How Should RBI Fight These Inflationary
Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets?
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Hamare Pyar ke bare Kisi Ko Mat batana

Ladkiya nahi sudhregi...
Boy: Darling Hamare Pyar Ke Baare Mein
Kisi Ko Kuch Mat batana
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Girl: Teri Behan Ko To Zarur Bataungi
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Kamini Kehti Thi Koi
Kutta Hi Hoga Jo Tum Se
Pyar Karega..... :D :PView Full

Karo us ladki se AASHQUI

1 baat bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us ladki se "AASHQUI",
Jis ke chehre pe ho "SAADGI",
Sanson mein ho "TAAZGI",
Chandni ho "CHAND ki,
Rani ho "RAAT" ki,
Khushbu ho "GULAB" ki,View Full

Zindagi bhala kisko pyari nahi hoti

Mujhse AKSAR Wo
EK Hi SAWAAL PuchTi Hai
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Tum MUJHE Itna #PYAR Kyun KarTe Ho? <3
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Koi Ja Kar BaTa De UNKO Ki
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#ZINDAGI BhaLa KisKo PYARI Nahi Hoti <3 <3View Full

Door jakar bhi door jaa na sakenge

Door jakar bhi ham door jaa na sakenge,
Kitna royenge ham bata na sakenge,
Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge,
Dard is baat ka hoga ki ham aapko bhula na sakenge…View Full

Ya Hamara Dil Chura le Gaya Koi

Hamse Mila Nahi Aur Yaad de Gaya Koi,
Baat Ki Nahi Aur Khwab de Gaya Koi.
Ab Koi Hamein Itna Bata de,
Yeh Pagalpan Hai Ya Hamara Dil Chura le Gaya Koi.View Full

Wife to Husband Khana kha liya

Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Batao na.
Wife: Meri naqal?
Husband: Meri naqal?
Wife: "I Love U"
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Husband: Haan, khana kha liya.. :P :DView Full

Duniya ke spelling batao

Sir: Duniya ke spelling batao? Student: D-U-N-I-Y-A. Sir: Duniya main "I" hai? Student: Haan Sir.
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Sir: Duniya mein I ho to #Love karlo,
thoda sa jeelo, thoda thoda mar lo xD xDView Full