Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peeche kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: Chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .
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Teacher Duniya mein kitne desh hain

Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya
mein kitne desh hain ???
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Pappu : Kar di na paaglon wali baat
Duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA
Baki sab to videsh hai haha :D
Like to banta hai Pappu ke liye !!!View Full

Har kisi se nazar milaya nahi karte

Har Kisi se Nazar milaya nahi karte,
Youn kisi se dil lagaya nahi karte,
Bahut poochenge log tumse hamari baatein
Yeh dil ki baatein hai, har kisi ko bataya nahi karte.View Full

tu hi ye mujhko bata de

Tu hi ye mujhko bta de
Facebook chalau main ya naa.
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Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa.
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Apna tu phone number bta de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. .
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Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,View Full

Exam Hall Ki Jaani Maani Lines

Exam Hall Ki Jaani-Maani Lines..
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Kamina Saala ladkiyo ko answer bata raha hai..
lekin yaad rakhiyo, kaam ham log hi aayenge... :P :O :D ;) :PView Full

Jab Boys Girls class mein hans rahe ho

Jab Class Mein Boys Hansi - Mazaak Kare
Tab Sir Ka Reaction..
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"Kya Hai..
Kyon Itni Zyaada Hansi Aa Rahi Hai.
Koi Joke Yaad Aa Gaya Kya.. ??
GET OUT Tumhari Attendance Nahi Lagegi"
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Girl Mere Marks kam aaye hain

Boy: Ro kyu rahi ho.. ??.
Girl: Mere marks kam aaye hain Boy: Bata kitne aaye hai.. ??.
Girl: Sirf 88 % .. Boy: Khuda ka khauf kar Kamini..
itne mein to 2 ladke pass ho jate hain.. :D :PView Full

Dost AAINA aur SAAYE jaise hone chahiye

Jivan main kuch dost “AAINA”
aur
kuch dost “SAAYE” ki tarah hone chahiye. .
“AAINA” aapko sach batata hai
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“SAAYA” aapka sath nahi chhodta :)View Full

Pehle Nahi Bata Sakte The You LOVE Me

Best Moment of Life..
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When Your Crush Near You And
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Slaps You & Says
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Pehle Nahi Bata Sakte The Ki
You LOVE Me
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Stupid
I Love You Too......View Full

Jahan Apki Yaad Na Aaye Wo Jagah

Bhulane Ka Bahana Na Bana Dena
Bas Bhulane Ki Vajah Bata Dena
Ham Khud Hi Chale Jayenge Apki Zindagi Se,
Par Jahan Apki Yaad Na Aaye Wo Jagah Bata Dena....  :(View Full