Teacher Chaddi Utaar Ke Maarunga

Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein
Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rehti Thi.
Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se
Teacher Usse Daant Raha Tha.
Teacher:  Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya,
Nahi To Chaddi Utaar Ke Maarunga.View Full

Tab se pyar andha hai

Sweet Story:
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1 baar sare feelings ne decide kiya ke
wo log chupa chupi khelege..
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Dard'ne counting start ki or baki
feelings chup gaye...
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'jhut' ped k piche chupa or'pyar' gulab kiView Full

Jaane se pehle kasoor to

Jaane se pehle kasoor to bataya hota, Itna hi pyar tha to haq jataya hota, Ham palat kar laut aate, Agar kabhi dil se wapas bulaya hota… :-*View Full

Ham ko rishta manzoor hai

Ek din meri GirlFriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Mein ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,

Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,

Muskura ke boli aap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.View Full

Pappu Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai

Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,View Full

16 saal ki umar mein

16 saal ki umar mein:
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1 baar kiya to khoon aaya,
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2 baar kiya to dard hua :]
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3 baar kiya to jalan hui
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4 baar kiya to Smoothly hua...
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Girl Mein Tumhe Nahi Jaanti

Boy : What is Ur Name?
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Girl : Kyu Bataon, Mein Tumhe Nahi Jaanti.
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Boy: Na Batao Mein Konsa Tumhen Apni New
HONDA Car Main Bitha Ke 5 Star Resturant
Le Jaane Wala Tha.
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Ek Ladki interview dene gayi

Ek Ladki interview dene gayi..
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Boss: Batao wo konsi cheez hai jis ke 2 tyres hote hain??
Ladki: Bike!
Boss: Nahi Honda Bike..
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Chalo ek aur sawal.
Wo konsi cheez hai jis ke 4 tyres hote hain ?
Ladki: Car!View Full

Koi vajah to batate rooth jane ki

Ham to baithe hein intzaar e yaar ke Wo chal diye apne hathiaar daal ke Are koi vajah to batate rooth jane ki Do shabad hi sahi bolte chahe inkaar keView Full

Aankhen ro padi naa paigam aaya

Aankhen ro padi unka naa koi paigam aaya,
Chale gaye hamein akela chhod ke ye kaisa mukam aaya,
Meri tanhai Hansi mujh pe Aur boli Bata
Aakhir mere siva tere kon kaam aaya…View Full