Galti Meri Thi

GALTI MERI THI
Usne mujhe chaha hi nahi Main chahat samajh betha. GALTI MERI THI
Uski pal bhar ki muskurahat ko piyar samjh baitha . GALTI MERI THI
Wo to har baat par haan karta thi
Main hi iqraR samjh baitha . GALTI MERI THIView Full

Pyar Milta nahi to hota kyon hai

Pyar jab Milta nahi to hota kyon hai
agar Khwabon me wo aaye to Insaan Sota kyon hai
Jab yehi pyar aankhon ke samne
kisi aur ka ho jaye to Dil Rota Kyon hai ......View Full

Teacher iss line ko english mein

Teacher- iss line ko english mein bolo
'Usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gya'.
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Student - He done his work
and done-dana-done done-dana-done :DView Full

RED ROSES

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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Ham ko rishta manzoor hai

Ek din meri GirlFriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Mein ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,

Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,

Muskura ke boli aap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.View Full

Ladki 18th floor se gir gai

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir gai
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13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya
aur poocha mujh se pyar karogi
Ladki: No.
Ladke ne usay chor diya
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9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya
poocha mujhe kiss karogi
ladki: NoView Full

Muzrim ki Aakhri Khwaish

Muzrim Ko Fansi Ki Saza Sunane Ke Baad Judge Ne Us Se Puchha
Judge: “Koi Aakhri Khwaish ??
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Muzrim: “Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold,View Full

A Great message for All Lovers

BOY: Kya mein tumhe pyara lagta hun?
GIRL: Nahi
BOY: Kya tum mere saath rehna chahti ho?
GIRL: Nahi
BOY: Agar mein mar jaon to tum ro gi?
GIRL: Nahi
Ladka bahut udaas ho gaya use bahut dukh hua aur wo rone lgaView Full

Pappu Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai

Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,View Full

Jhooth Zindagi Ke 5 Min Kam

1 Jhooth Aapki Zindagi Ke 5 Min
Kam Kar Deta Hai,
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Aur
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1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi Ke
10 Min Badha Deti Hai,
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Moral: " Haste Haste Jhooth BoloView Full