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Humse Dosti Karne Wale

Pyar Karne Wale Pagal Ho Jate Hai,
Shadi Karne Wale Sharabi Ho Jate Hai,
Talaak Lene Wale Devdas Ho Jate Hai,
Aur
Humse Dosti Karne Wale Bindas Ho Jate Hai...
 
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Indian Wife Ke Sanskar

Indian Wife Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai,
Wo Kabhi Sabke Samne Apne Pati Ko
"Abe Gadhe" Aur "Oye Gadhe"
Ya "Sun Gadhe" Nahi Bolti
Isliye Wo Short Me
A.G.  O.G.  Suno G. Kehti Hain
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Selfie Addict Girls

घड़ी-घड़ी #Selfie खींचने वाली
लडकियों के #मोबाइल
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अब कुछ कुछ टाइम बाद खुद ही बोल पड़ते है
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Blood Donation Record

Ek Aadmi ne blood donate
karne ka record banaya.
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Blood bank walo ne uski #Wife
ko prize diya aur kaha:-
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Thank You!!!
Apne nai piya
tabhi to humne liya ;) :P
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Naye Saal Ki Badhai

Raat Chandni, Timtimate Taare,
Sham ke Dhalte Gumm Hoye Nazare...
Naye Saal ka Ab Hoga Nya Savera,
Dukh Hon Door aur Naiyya Lge Teri Kinare,
Naye Saal Ki Badhai O' Mere Pyare !!!
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Dil Ne Kaha Dimag Se

Dil ne Puchha Dimag Se Ke
Kyun Unke Bare Mein Itna Sochte Ho...
Aur Dimag Ne Hass Ke Bola Ke Tum Bhi To
Har Dhadkan Mein Bas Unhe Hi To Khojte Ho..
Aur Hamare Mein Bas Itna Hi To Farak Hai..
Ke Mein Uhne Kisi Tarah Bhulne K Liye Sochta Hu,
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Itna kyun Chaha use

इतना क्यू चाहा के उसे भुला ना सके
इतना क्यू पास आये की दूर जा ना सके
अब #तन्हाई में बैठे सोचते है :(
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Kyunki Valentine Kareeb Hai

Aakhon Mein #Noor Hai,,,
#Chehre Pe #Suroor Hai;
Koi Mange Mera Number 
To De Dena,
Kyun Ki
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#Valentine Kareeb
Aur Meri #Shadi Abhi Door Hai... :D :P
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Ye kaunsa station hai

Ek Lady Train se utri,
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Usne ek Aadmi se puchha:
"Ye kaunsa #Station Hai ?"
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Aadmi hasaa,
Zor se hasa,
Zor zor se hasa,
Haste Haste lot pot ho gaya, Aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola
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Beta kya karta hai

Facebook Addiction* Person1: “Aapka beta kya karta hai?”
Person2:  Ji B.Tech kar li.
Ab Page #Admin hai aur #memes bnata hai”
Person2: Aur Aapki Beti?”
Person1: #CA clear nahi hua. Aaj kal to DPs badalti hai :D :P
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