Old Age Mein Sex Style Kya

70 Saal Ka Budha Doctor Se Milne Gya Aur Pucha
Budha: Dr. Saab, Meri Umar Mein Sex Style Kya Hona Chahiye?
Dr: Dogy Style
Budha Confuse Hoke: Aapka Matlab Piche Se?
Dr: Nahi, Sirf Soonghna Aur ChaatnaView Full

Oversmart Girls insulted by boys

2 ladke 2 ladkiyon ka picha kar rhe the
dono ladkiyon ne market se #Rakhi kharidi
aur dono ko rakhi bandh di
dono ladke ek doosre ki tarf dekhne lage aur bole
Tu meri behn se shadi kar le mein teri behn se shadi kar leta hun.. :DView Full

Jab sachhe Dil se yaad karo to

Kehte hein jab koi kisi ko sachhe Dil se yaad karta hai
to aasman se ek taara toot ke girta hai
ek din aisa aayega ki saara aasman khali ho jayega
aur ilzam hum par lagaya jayega....View Full

Teri zindagi se chale jayenge

gam kare bin teri zindagi se hum chale jayenge;
kabhi miloge to nazre nahi milayenge;
jis din tumhe apni galti ka ehsas hoga
us din hum kisi aur ke ho jayenge...View Full

Wo laut ke wapis ayega

Gum mein ansuo se aankhein na bhigona..
Koi ho juda to bilkul na rona ..
Bharosa karna jane wale pe
vo khud bhi royega aur tumhe bhi rulayega..
Agar pyar kiya hai usne tumse dil se
to ek din laut ke wapis ayega...View Full

Meri Hi Maut Par Kahenge

Beshaq Naaz Karta Hoon
Mere Apno aur Doston Par...
K Kitna Pyar Bhara Hai
Inke Dilon Mein..
Lekin.. Ek din Meri Hi Maut Par
aa Kar sab Kahenge -
'Kitni Der Aur Hai
"LE JAANE MEIN"View Full

Chicken ke sath roti

Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha
aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha...
Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"
Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu..
Shravan chal rahe hain na...View Full

Santa Pilot Se Headphone

Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
Aur Gaane tum suno...!!! :D :PView Full

Gift bhi kya maang rahi hai

Pappu ne ek ladki ko I Love You.. Bola...
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Girl : Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya..?
Pappu :- OH...Ho..
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#Propose KIYA NHI Ke
GIFT MANGNA SHURU...
.
Aur gift bhi kya maang rahi hai ,
Chappal ???
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Simple Ladke Pasand Nahi

~* Girls Ki Problem
#Simple Ladke Pasand Nahi...
Modern Ladke Sincere Nahi...
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#SalMaN Khan Milta Nahi..
#Aur Main In Chakkron Mein Padta Nahi... :DView Full