Ek Ladki apne boyfriend se bahut pyar karti thi
Ek din usne apne boyfrnd se kaha
tum mere bina 1 din bita k dikhao.
B.F. ne apni G.F. ke bina ek din bitaya Aur wo jeet gya..
Doosre din khushi se wo G.F se milne gya. View Full
Touchy Lines:
Koi Pyar Karne Wala
Agar Aapko Dukh De Aur Aapki Ankho Mein
Ansoo Aa Jaayein..
To
Is Yakeen Ke Saath
Apne Ansoo Poch Lena..
Ki Ye Haq Bhi Use,
Aap Hi Ne Diya Tha..!!!View Full
Ek bar sharabi raste se ja raha tha to use pujari dikha
Usne pujari se pucha
Is duniya me kaun sabse bada?
Pujari: Is duniya me mandir bada
Sharabi:Mandir bada to dharti pe kyo khada?
Pujari:Dharti badiView Full
Baat wo jo mann ko chu jaye,
rishta wo jo Dil me utar jaye,
pyar wo jiski yaad me zindagi guzar jaye,
aur,
Dosti wo jiske liye zindagi hi kam pad jaye...View Full
Agar Zindagi Me Kamyab Insan Ban'na Hai,
To Apne Se Aagay Wale Ka Pajama Utar Do,
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Wo Sharam Se Wahin Beth Jae Ga, Aur Tum Aagay Nikal Jayoge... lol :D :PView Full
TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : U'se bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....View Full
Aankhon Mein Aansuo Ki Lakir Ban Gayi,
Socha Nahi Tha Aisi Takdir Ban Gayi,
.
Humne To Uhi Feri Thi Ret Pe Ungliya,
Gaur Se Dekha Jaalim To Teri Tasveer Ban Gayi.....View Full
mat pucho mere dard ki inteha mujhse
ye wo samandar hai jis me jahan kho jaata hai
Laut ta hai to khud ko bhi bedard pata hai
aur apni hi pehchaan bhul jaata hai...View Full
Ek ladki ko koi phone pe unknown no. se
call karke preshan kar rha tha.
To us larki ne nya sim card liya
aur
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.
.
Us unknown no pe call kar k kaha
maine vo sim band kr diya hai
ab tujhe jo karna hai kar leView Full
