Mera dost kuch din se laapta hai

A boy to Police inspector:-
Sir mera dost kuch din se laapta hai
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Inspector : aakhri baar
kab aur kahan dekha tha ???
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Boy : #WhatsApp pe 3 din
pehle ka last seen hai..View Full

Change The Indian Society

OUR INDIAN SOCIETY :
1) Akeli ladki mile to EVE-TEASING/RAPE kar do...
par apni behan ko koi dekh bhi le to
IZZAT/MAAN/ SAMMAN ki baat karte hai log.... 2) Beti ko DOWRY k liye Zinda
jala diya jaye to chup raho...
par beti/beta apni marzi seView Full

Bichadne se dil rota hai

Kisi ke aane se khushi milti hai
kisi ke jane se dukh hoota hai
aur jis se mohabbat ho
usse BICHADNE se dil rota hai....View Full

Mere Dil mein tu hi basti thi

Aankhon mein tere roop ki masti thi
bas ek tu hi to meri hasti thi <3
aur kuch dil mein base ya naa base
lekin tu mere dil mein hardam basti thi <3View Full

Zindagi Mohabbat Nahi Kuch Aur Hai

#Zindagi Sirf #Mohabbat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Zulf-o-Rukhsaar ki #Jannat Nahi Kuch Aur Bhi Hai Bhookh Aur Pyaas ki Mari Huyi Is Duniya Mein
#Ishq Ek Haqiqat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai…<3View Full

Ladkiyon ki Aadhi Zindagi Talash Mein

Ladkiyon ki Aadhi Zindagi,
#Husband ki 'Talash' mein...
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Aur Baaki ki Aadhi,
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Husband ki 'Talaashi' mein guzar jaati hai! :D :PView Full

Pappu Mount Everest Pe Gya

Pappu ek din Mount Everest Pe Gya
3 Baba Baithe The
Aur Tambaku(tabacoo) Ragad Rahe the.
Pappu- Baba Ye Kya hai?
Baba- Masala..
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Pappu- O Teri,
Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho !!! :DView Full

Jo tere saath dekhe the khwaab

Jo tere saath dekhe the mujhe vo khwaab mod de
Jo tujhse puche the mujhe un swaalo ke jawaab mod de
Jo tujhe diye tha mujhe vo fool gulaab mod de aur
Jo tere paas pda hai ek Dil mera us dil ko tu es nawaab ko mod deView Full

Because you are Single is Priceless

A dozen Roses: Rs 600
A box of Chocolates: Rs 850
A Valentine's day card: Rs 150
Movie Tickets: Rs 300
Lunch in a restaurant: Rs 2,500
Still having Rs 5,400
Because you are Single: Priceless
Happy Valentine's day!View Full

Fursat Hai To Fir Se Hasa De Mujhko

Jinko Chaha Hai Humne Pagal Ki Tarah,
Unke Aankho Me Koi Aur Hai Kajal Ki Tarah,
Tujhko Fursat Hai To Fir Se Hasa De Mujhko,
U To Rona Hai Mukaddar Me Badal Ki Tarah...View Full