Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai

Ek Bar Ek Aadmi Ko Ek Bahut Badi Bimari Ho Gyi.
Doctor Ne Sare Test Karne Ke Baad Use "NAMAK" Khane Se Mna Kar Diya
Or Kaha Ki Agar tumne Galti Se Bhi "NAMAK" Kha Liya To Tumhari Maut Ho Jayegi.
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Flight Me Pilot Mic band karna bhool gya

Flight Me #Pilot Ne Announce Kia :
'Hum Ek Ghante Me Land Karne Wale Hain."
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Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gya Aur
Co-Pilot Se Bola :
Abb To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga,
Fir Air Hostess Ki Pappi Lunga.
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Jhuha Dost Jaan maango to de denge

Jhutha tha wo #Dost..?
Jo kehta tha #Jaan bhi maango to de denge.
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Aaj wo apni g.f. ko Jaan kehta hai
Aur maango to #Kamina gaaliya deta hai :P :DView Full

3 Rishte kab pehchane jate hain

3 Rishte 3 Waqt par pehchane jate hai
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1- Aulaad Budhape me
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2- Dost Musibat me Aur
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3- Girlfriend Thandi Mein :P :DView Full

Bhagwan mujhe swarg mein aane do

1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main #Doctor hoon
aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai
mujhe #swarg mein aane do. #Bhagwan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte. 2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon
aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki haiView Full

Propose karne aa raha hu tujhe

karne aa raha hu #propose tujhe na karna na....
tera ek lafaj sunne ke liye bekrar hu haa....
naa karna na soniye dil toot jayega
Aisa na sochna iss majnu se tera picha chhut jayga...
Kyunki soch soch ke tere bare meinView Full

Karo us ladki se AASHQUI

1 baat bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us ladki se "AASHQUI",
Jis ke chehre pe ho "SAADGI",
Sanson mein ho "TAAZGI",
Chandni ho "CHAND ki,
Rani ho "RAAT" ki,
Khushbu ho "GULAB" ki,View Full

Kyunki Rulati Hai Ye Mohabbat

Khud Se Jyada #Bharosa Na Karna Kisi Par,
Kisi Se Tum #Mohabbat Na Karna Toot Kar,
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KYUNKi...
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Rulati Hai Ye Mohabbat,
#Tadpaati Hai Ye Mohabbat,
Aur Fir Chhod Jaati Hai Ye Mohabbat.!!!View Full

Yaadon ke siva kuch paas nahi

Phool hai #Gulab ka #Chameli ka nahi
#Aashiq hu apka #Saheli ka nahi
Hasrat nahi armaan nahi aas nahi
Yaadon ke siva aur kuch mere paas nahi..View Full

Tanhai Aur Gam Mein Aakhir Kyun

Har Waqt Yahi Socha Karta Hoon,
Tanhai Aur Gam Mein Aakhir Kyun Jiya Karta Hoon.
Mujhe Bhi Mila De Ae Khuda Us KhushNaseeb Se,
Jis Khush Naseeb Ka Naam Mein,
Aksar Apni Hatheli Par Likha Karta Hoon...View Full