Comedy Nights What Kapil Says

What Kapil says:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi sawal puchna chahta ho..
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What Kapil means:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi apni beizzati karvana chahta ho... :D :PView Full

Tere piche waheguru da hatth si

ikk baar santa khote utte charya te thalle vall nu vekh raha si.
Aine nu os da pair (foot) slip ho janda oh thalle dig painda e...
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samne ghar wali aurat bhajji aundi aa te aa ke #Sante nu kehndi aa ...
bach gya tu tere piche waheguru da hatth si
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LOVE jise duniya nahin samjhti

#LOVE ek aisa word hai Jo
..#LADKA samjhe to #LADKI nahi samjhti aur Agar
..#LADKI samjhe to #LADKA nahin samjhta Agar dono hi isko samjhe
...to #DUNIYA nahin samjhti :(View Full

Ye daulat bhi lelo shohrat bhi lelo

Jagjit Singh singing -
"Ye daulat bhi lelo,
ye shohrat bhi lelo... "
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Suddenly Pappu stands up & says-
Main to bahut pareshan hun, meri to aurat bhi lelo :DView Full

Saare Arman Mere Toot Gaye

Wo Yu Hi Ruth Gaye
Saare Arman Mere Toot Gaye. #Nafrat Ka Dhong Aisa Dikhaya Unhone
Ek Wo Patthar Ban Kar Jeene Lage
Aur Ham #Sheesha Bankar Toot Gaye.....View Full

Ek Prem Kahani Fark sirf itna tha

ek prem kahani!!!

Fark sirf itna tha!
uski barat gayi
Aur meri maut aayi!
Phool us par bhi the
phool mujh par bhi the!
saheliya uski bhi thi
Dost mere bhi the

Kazi udhar bhi tha
Molvi idhar bhi tha!View Full

Aur Mujhe bas Wo Pasand Hai

Use barish pasand hai…
mujhe barish me wo <3
usey hasna pasand hai…
mujhe haste hue wo <3
usey bolna pasand hai..
mujhe bolte hue wo <3
Usey sab kuch pasand hai
Aur mujhe bas Wo <3View Full

Uski Zubaan Se Ek Baar Izhaar Chahta Tha

Kuchh Lamhe Aur Uska Sath Chahta Thaa,
Ankhon Mein Thami Wo Barsaat Chahta Thaa, Jaanta Hoon Bahut Chahti Thi Wo Magar,
Uski Zubaan Se Ek Baar Izhaar Chahta Thaa..... :(View Full

Results mein hame kya milta hai

Hum Exams ke liye
itna padhte hein
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itna yaad karte hein
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itna likhte hein
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itna paper waste karte hein
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itna ink waste karte hein
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Aur results mein hame kya milta hai
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Kaun Doodh Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai

Murgi Anda Deti Hai,
Aur Gaay Doodh Deti Hai,
To Aisa Kaunn Hai
Jo Doodh Bhi Deta Hai... Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai?
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Dukandaar...... ha Ha Ha Ha.. :DView Full