Mujhe Bhavishya dekhna sikhao

Girl to Swami-
Mujhe ‘Bhavishya’ dekhna sikhao? Swami-
Aankhein band kro aur gaal aage karo Girl:- Nhi,aap mujhe kiss kAr loge Swami:- Dekha, Dikhne laga na ‘bhavisHya’ :D :PView Full

Student ko apni ‪Classmate‬ se ‪Pyar‬ ho gaya

Ek Student ko apni ‪#‎Classmate‬ se ‪#‎Pyar‬ ho gaya
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Ladke ne use propose kiya
Lekin Ladki ne inkar kar diya
aur teacher ko uski complaint kardi
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Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or 1 week ke liye class se nikal diyaView Full

Smile in front of ‪Mobile‬ means

Smile 2 Old means,
‪#‎Respect‬ Smile 2 Child means,
‪#‎Innocence‬ Smile 2 Friend means,
‪#‎Care‬ BUT
Smile in front of ‪#‎Mobile‬ means,
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Beta chakkar kuch aur hi hai ;) :P
**MAMLA GADBAD HAI**View Full

Kaun sa Tyre Puncture Tha

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole:
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Sir Ham Shadi Mein Gaye The,
Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncture Ho Gaya,
Ham Saari Raat Dhakka Lagate Rahe,
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Aur Usne Dil Todne Ka Irada Bana Liya

HAMNE MOHABBAT KARNE KA IRADA BANA LIYA
EK LADKI THI JISE APNA BANA LIYA,
BAS DO CHAR WAQT BAATEIN HI HUYI
AUR UTNE HI WAQT MEIN USNE
DIL TODNE KA IRADA BANA LIYAView Full

EXAMS ke samay jo kaam na kare

FIRE ko AAG kehte hain
COBRA ko NAAG kehte hain
GARDEN ko BAAG kehte hain
Aur "EXAMS" ke samay jo kaam na kare
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. . . . . Use DIMAG kahte Hain :DView Full

Kyon Lehrein Sahil Se Takrati Hain

Jane Kya Soch Ke Lehrein
Sahil Se Takrati Hain
Aur Phir Se Laut Jati Hain.... Samajh Nahi Aata Ke Wo
Kinaro Se Bewafai Karti Hain
Ya Phir Laut Ke
Samandar Se Wafa Nibhati Hain....View Full

Mera school bag bhi le ja

Sabse sweet dhamki ::

Jab chor chori karke bhaag raha tha

tab bacha jaag gaya aur bola

Mera school bag bhi le ja KaMINE
warna mummy ko jaga doonga... :DView Full

Zindagi ek ‪‎Raat‬ hai jis mein kitne khaab hain

#Zindagi ek ‪#‎Raat‬ hai
jis mein na jane kitne khaab hain jo mil gya vo apna
aur jo toot gya vo sapnaView Full

Mohabbat har Insan ko ajmati hai

Mohabbat har Insan ko ajmati hai,
Kisi se rooth jati hai kisi pe muskurati hai,
Mohabbat khel hi aisa hai,
Kisi ka kuch nahi jata aur kisi ki jaan hi chali jati hai…View Full