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Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye

Boy: I Love U
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Girl: But I Love Someone Else.
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Boy: Okay, No Problem, UR happiness Is More
Important For Me Than UR Love. . .
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MORAL: Jahan Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte
Wahan Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye.
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Jab sahi insan se pyar hota hai

"TRUE LINES"
Sachcha pyar hamesha
galat insan se hota hai
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AUR
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Jab sahi insan se pyar hota hai
tab waqt galat hota hai.... :(
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Ladkiyon ko samajhna Matlab

Ladkiyon ko samjhna Matlab
32GB jaise kisi video ko
#Download karna
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Aur sala 31.5 GB download
hone ke baad. . .
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Last me #Error dikhna.. :O :P
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Hame to apno ne loota

ek baar pappu apne friends ko sher suna raha tha
pappu:- hame to apno ne loota gairon main kahan dam tha
aur jahan hamari kashti doobi vahan paani kam tha
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FrNd:- tu to tha hi pagal tere bheje mai kahan dam tha
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The most happy moment for a girl

The most happy hone wala moment for a gal
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Jab wo apni mom ko apne Friends ki pic dikha rahi ho
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Aur jaise hi uske 'BF' ki pic samne aaye
to uski maa kahe:-
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Ye "BANDAR" kaun hai?? :D :P
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Height of KUCH BHI

Height of 'KUCH BHI'
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Teacher: agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain ,
aur unme se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bachenge?
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Student : sir 9 haathi
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Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?
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Keemat Kya Hai Duniya Mein ‪Pyar‬ Ki

Maine Khuda Se Poochha, "Keemat Kya Hai Duniya Mein ‪#‎Pyar‬ Ki ?"
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Khuda Bhi Hass Ke Bola:-
"Aansu Bhari Aankhen
Aur
Saari Umar Intzaar Ki.... :( :'(
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Samne Manzil Thi Aur Piche Uska Wajood

Samne Manzil Thi
Aur Piche Uska Wajood..
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Kya Karte Ham Bhi Yaaro..!
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Rukte To Safar Reh Jaaaa,
Chalte To Hamsafar Bicchad Jaata.  :( :'(
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Gandhi ne apni wife ko letter likha

Gandhi ne Shaadi se pehle apni wife KASTURBA ko
chhota sa Letter likha
aur Kasturba BEHOSH ho gayi. ..? .? .? .? ?
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Gandhi ne likha tha:
Dear KASTURBA
I Love You so much.
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Jis pal mein TUM Mil Jao Mujhe

♥♥ Wo Ek Pal Hi Sahi
Jis mein 'TUM' Mil Jao Mujhe. . . ♥♥
Aur Uss Ek Pal Se Zyada
Zindagi Ki Khwaish Bhi Nahi Mujhe..!!! ♥♥
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