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Customer: Tum apne Sailoon mein
romanchk aur Rahasmai kitabe kyu rakhte ho?
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Naai: inhe padh kar logo ke
Baal khade ho jate hain
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Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Dia,
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Pati : Ye Kya?
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GirlFriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi Thi
Aur Ham Alag Ho Gaye
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Golu: Phir? Pappu: Usne Mujhe Chidhane Ke Liye
Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke
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Aur Kehta Hai.
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Pappu: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
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=> Heart Touching must read =>
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1 Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki dukan par gaya aur kaha :-
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Dukandaar ne ek Gala-Sada Aam garib ko de diya.
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Aur Koi Nahi Jaanta,

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Yeh Baat Uss Mohobbat Se Jyada
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koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe to acha nahin lagta…View Full

Bas itni hi kahaani hai meri

Bas Itni Hi Kahaani Thi Meri,
Ek Ladki Thi Jo Bagal Mein Bhaithi Thi..
Ek Kuch Doctor Jo Abhi Bhi Iss
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Murda Phir Jaag Pade.. Ek Dost Tha Jo Pagal Tha..
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Tum door sahi Majbur sahi
Par yaad tumhari aati hai
Tum saans waha par leti ho
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