Mere Face se ek cheez hata sakte hain?

Girl to Boy (in Party): Excuse Me!
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Boy: Yes ?
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Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein Plate Hai
aur ek Hath Mein Glass, I Can’t Use Them..
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Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ek
Cheez Hata Sakte Hain?
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Boy (Very Happy): JiView Full

Ek Aadmi Ke Daant Mein Keeda Lag Gya

Ek Aadmi Ke Daant Mein Keeda Lag Gya,
Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gya to Doctor Bola :-
4 Din Subah-Shaam  Doodh- Biscuit Lo
& 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo,
Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega.
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Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye
AurView Full

Oye WhatsApp pe Joke Bhej

My ‎#Boss installed ‎#WhatsApp and texted me
‘Oye ‎#Joke Bhej…!’
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I replied : "Sir abhi mein kaam kar raha hoon".
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after some time — Boss Replies:
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Aashiqui chad ti jatt ne

Aashiqui chad ti jatt ne,,
kudiya'n Rondia'n khad ke modan te,,
Aakad de vich Rehndia'n san jo
Aa gyia'n ne Paura'n (Pairaan) te....View Full

Boy to Girl Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye

Girl: i love u
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Boy: i love u 2
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Boy:" Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga!
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Mere Paas Uss Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga..
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Ek ‎Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha

Ek ‎#Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha
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Logo ne Dr. se poocha...
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aap kyun bhag rahe ho patient ke piche?
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Dr. ne kaha = Ye ‎#Kamina har mahine
brain ka operation karvane aata hai,View Full

Sher ka pinjra

Juma Bazar mein ek aadmi aawaz lagate hue.

"Sher ka pinjra"
10 rupay mein!

"Sher ka pinjra"
10 rupay mein!

Ek aurat ne paas ja kar dekha,
phir waapis aa gayi
Doosri ne pucha kya hua?View Full

Dost AAINA aur SAAYE jaise hone chahiye

Jivan main kuch dost “AAINA”
aur
kuch dost “SAAYE” ki tarah hone chahiye. .
“AAINA” aapko sach batata hai
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“SAAYA” aapka sath nahi chhodta :)View Full

Agar Ho jaye beautiful Ladki ka Deedar

Arz Kiya Hai...
Zara Gaur Farmaiyye Ga !!
2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho jaye.
Kisi beautiful Ladki ka Deedar
Waah ... Wahh.... 2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho jaye..
Kisi beautiful Ladki ka Deedar. To Langda Bhi Aaye Bhage Jaise
#KariZma ZMR... :DView Full

Radio‬ Aur ‪NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai

Class Mein Teacher Ne ‪#‎Pappu‬ Se Puchha.
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Teacher: ‪#‎Radio‬ Aur ‪#‎NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola,
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Dekho Madam,View Full