Boy I already have a girl friend

Boy on date in Restaurant: Jaan tum se ek baat kehna chahta hun...
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Girl: Kya...???
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Boy: I already have a girl friend...
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Girl:- Dara diya saale, mujhe laga paise nai hai.... :D :PView Full

Koi likhta hai dil ke jazbaat ko

koi likhta hai dil ke jazbaat ko,
to koi likhta hai apne haalat ko.
kisi ke paas likhne ke liye kuch samay nahi,
aur koi likhta hai din va raat ko.
koi to likhta hai bas idhar udhar ki,
to koi likhta hai apni anubhavi baat ko.View Full

Galib ne BANK mein sher farmaya

Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK mein sher farmaya.
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Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.....
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Hands up karlo saalo, koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..... :PView Full

Father to son How was the paper

Father to his son: How was the paper..???
Son:" bas pehla sawal chhut gaya.. Father: acha, aur baki ??
Son:  3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th ques. karna bhool gaya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aaya and..View Full

Khubsurat Ladki 2 Rupiye Mein Kiss

Gareebi Kya Hai.. ??
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Jab 1 Khubsurat Ladki 2 Rupiye Mein
Kiss Karne Ko Taiyaar Ho
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Aur
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Tumhare Paas Sirf 1 Rupiya Ho.. :-D ;-)View Full

Tu Jatt di sifat krein ya Mazak banave

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ਸਾਨੂੰ 12ਰਾਂ ਪੜ੍ਹਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਕੀ ਪਤਾ ਕੁੜੇ PIZZA ਹੱਟਾਂ ਦਾ
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਕਾਮੇਂ ਬੰਦਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਤਾਂ ਖ਼ਿਆਲ ਕੁੜੇ ਖ਼ਾਲਿਆਂ ਵੱਟਾਂ ਦਾView Full

3 ladkon ne daru pee ke taxi roki

3 ladkon ne daru pee ke ek taxi roki.
Driver samjh gya.
Uss ne gaadi start ki aur fir band kar di.
Bola lo saab hum pahuch gye.
1st ne usse paise de diye.
2nd bola thank you
aur 3rd ne ek thapad diya!View Full

Uss lamha tum yaad aate ho

Kahin Barish baras jaaye..
Kahin Darya taras jaaye..
Kahin aa kar Ghata thehre..
Tumhare aur mere darmiyaa..
Aaa kar KHUDA thehrey.. To ………!!!
Uss lamha mere jeevan mein..
Tum KHUDA ke baad aate ho..View Full

Jab Boys Girls class mein hans rahe ho

Jab Class Mein Boys Hansi - Mazaak Kare
Tab Sir Ka Reaction..
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"Kya Hai..
Kyon Itni Zyaada Hansi Aa Rahi Hai.
Koi Joke Yaad Aa Gaya Kya.. ??
GET OUT Tumhari Attendance Nahi Lagegi"
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Boys and girls 1st meeting mein

Boys and girls 1st meeting mein kya sochte hain:
Girl: kitna seedha hai.
Boy:  kya maal hai.
Girl:  nice behaviour.
Boy:  kaash patt jaye.
Girl:  dressing zabardast hai.
Boy:  skirt, top mein aur hot lagegi.View Full