Pappu with girlfriend Italian in restaurant

To impress his girlfriend,
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Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant.
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He picked up menu and ordered
Benigno Bergamini
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Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai

Bacha maa se:"Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai..??
Mom ne gusse se dekha to wo samjha ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai..
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2nd day bacha school se aate hue ek ladki ke upar gir gaya..
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Aankhen ro padi naa paigam aaya

Aankhen ro padi unka naa koi paigam aaya,
Chale gaye hamein akela chhod ke ye kaisa mukam aaya,
Meri tanhai Hansi mujh pe Aur boli Bata
Aakhir mere siva tere kon kaam aaya…View Full

Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peeche kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: Chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .
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Mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai hai

Kid:- Aunty, mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai hai.
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Aunty:-  (haste hue) achha aur kuch kaha teri mummy ne ??
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Kid: Haan!
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kaha agar wo kutiya na de to
samne wali kamini se le aana...View Full

Shut up Confuse mat karo

Delivery ke Time..
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Wife: God, Ladka hi Ho.
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Husband: God, Ladki.
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God: Shut up! Confuse mat karo,
warna aisa confuse item nikalunga
tum log rowoge aur wo taali bajayega.View Full

Jahan jata hun apko pata hun

JaB bHi AapKi YaaDon Se TaKRaTa Hun
BiKHaRTa Hu AuR CHuR-CHuR Ho JaTa Hun
Na Hai aBb KoI GiLa iS ZiNDaGi Se
KYoKi JaHan JaTa Hun SiRf ApKo PaTa Hun..!!!View Full

Pappu samundar mein gir gya

Pappu samundar mein gir gya aur doobne laga
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Doobte-doobte uss ke haath me machhli aa gai
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Usne machhli ko pakad ke bahar phenk diya aur bola :"
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TU TO APNI JAAN BACHA LE :O :P :DView Full

Class main master ji sharab liye

Arz kiya hai.
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Class main master ji sharab liye baithe hain...
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye baithe hain..
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aur bache itne kamine hainView Full

Intresting thing in tom and Jerry

What is the intresting thing in
Tom and Jerry..???
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Pura Din Nange ghumenge
Aur Jab Nahane Ke liye jayenge
to Swimming suit pehn ke jayenge... :DView Full